Crazy stories about what would happen if the Olympians went to the mortal world!
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*Olympus A meeting around the end of August. Not summer solstice. After The Last Olympian before The Lost Hero *
"I AM BORED!" yelled Hermes.
"Me too, but I know what to do!" exclaimed Apollo.
"WHAT?" everyone asked curiously. You see, the gods have been doing nothing for the past hour. Zeus was playing a mini war with his weapon against Hades (who was accepted after Percy's request) and Poseidon. Hera was on her laptop checking orphanages to put Jason and Thalia in. Dionysus was reading a book called, 'T.T.H.M.F.W.A.T.W: The Top Hundred Most Famous Wines around the World book 1'. Demeter was playing Farm Ville. Aphrodite was redoing her makeup over and over again. Ares was re-polishing his 5 favorite spears and swords. Hephaestus was building a mini-boat (he had no idea it was a model of the Argo 2). Athena was reading the Hunger Games, again. Hermes was playing Angry Birds. Apollo was listening to music and trying to write haikus. Artemis was writing the Top Million Things to Do to an Annoying Brother, book. And Hestia was playing with her fire. So now you know why they were very curious to know Apollo's plan but scared for Apollo's ideas ended in trouble.
"You guys are gonna break my eardrums!" He cried.
"Apollo, you had the volume up on full!" Artemis said writing down, 145- Make a letter to a mental hospital right away!
"Yeah, but that's not the point." He rolled his eyes before saying,
"We should go to the mortal movie theaters." Everyone looked at Zeus with puppy eyes.
"Fine." He sighed as everyone cheered.
"But, you have to promise me not to kill any mortals or reveal your identities. And if we go, we can't go as gods because what we have is not… style." He finished as everyone gasped.
"Y-you know about style?" asked Hades.
"Duh."
"But why do you always wear suits?"Asked Hermes.
"I don't know. It seems formal for a king."
"OH MY GODS! I always knew there was still hope for you!"
"What do you mean Aphrodite?" asked Zeus raising an eyebrow.
"Nothing!" she replied batting her eyelashes as the rest stifled their laughter.
"Okay, but we need to change at around 17 or 18." No one heard him because they were cheering but did as told.
A bright golden light made the Throne room shine brighter than Apollo. When it faded, Zeus looked younger with electric blue eyes and had jeans with a dark blue shirt and surprisingly black Jordan's. Hera's hair was medium length, rather than long and she had light brown eyes. She had a blue blouse with dark jeans and black and white heels about 1.5 inches. Dionysus was better than before and had a purple shirt along with blue jeans and black Vans and dark violet eyes. Demeter had a flower dress and her eyes were a combination of green and white. Her brown sandals had mini wheat on them. Hades had a black polo shirt along with black jeans and black converse. His skin wasn't as pale as before but his eyes were still cold. In other words, he looked like an older version of Nico. Poseidon looked about 2 years older than Percy with a green shirt and dark jeans along with black converse. Athena looked like 2 years older than Annabeth but with blonde/brown hair and had a grey tank top under a dark grey hoodie by Hollister. Her gray converse matched her eyes and her short skirt made her look way younger. Hermes looked exactly like Connor and Travis but about 2-3 years older as well as Apollo to Will. They both had polo shirts but Hermes was light blue and Apollo's a bright yellow. They both had jeans and gray converse. Artemis looked like her twelve year old version but 6 years older. Her eyes were sparkling silver like Apollo's light blue eyes. She had a silver tank top under her silver jacket and her skirt was short as Athena's but she had boots instead of converse. Aphrodite looked a model but had a hot pink tank top and short shorts along with her high tops (pink converse). Her hair was a dark blonde, almost brown and curled like Athena's. Ares was buffer but had a dark red shirt under his leather jacket. His jeans made him look exactly like the biker he is. Hephaestus was the most changed. Instead of being ugly, his face was better and he had a light brown shirt with dark jeans and Jordan's. Hestia had a brown dress and surprisingly, black converse. Her brown light hair was up on a ponytail with a brown headband. Here eyes were like a calm fire unlike Ares dark red eyes.
".GODS!" exclaimed Aphrodite as she got up from the floor.
"What?" asked Apollo as he also got up as everyone else followed.
"Athena, you look better!"
"That's why you screamed?" asked Athena but she was blushing.
"Yep. And Hephaestus? IS that you?"
"Uh, yeah."
"Wow. Everybody changed." Muttered Hera as everyone else looked at others, then themselves.
"Yeah. We need new name." said Athena.
"She's right." Everyone gasped because Poseidon, Poseidon, agreed with Athena!
"What? It's true, plus I don't want anyone to get suspicious."
"Uh, okay." After 10 minutes, Athena printed a list of names. She passed it out as everyone else looked for their name. Here is the list:
Zeus: Eric (ruler)
Poseidon: Dylan (son of the sea god)
Hades: Blake (pale no offence)
Last name for Big Three: Kendrick (royal power)
Hera: Reyna (Queen)
Dionysus: Bruno (simple, brown)
Demeter: Avani (earth)
Athena: Clara (clear and bright)
Artemis: Luna (moon)
Apollo: Samson or Sam (sun)
Hermes: Felix (lucky, you barely get caught)
Aphrodite: Bella (beauty) Amor (love)
Ares: Gabriel (Masculine)
Hephaestus: Alan (little rock)
Hestia: Chara (joy, happiness)
Last names really don't matter except for the Big Three.
"Wow. I like my name." said Apo- Sam said.
So was the intro good? In the next chapter they WILL be going to the movies. It will be very funny but this is just the beginning! Please REVIEW! Ideas are appreactiated!
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