A Idiotic Flight
One day Calvin came up to Hobbes with an idiot idea.
"I'm going to be the first man on earth to fly!"Stated Calvin.
"Whatever."Said Hobbes who wasn't really listening.
"And you're gonna help wether you like it or not."Calvin Said Sternly.
"I knew it."Sighed Hobbes.
Method 1
"All it takes are paper feathers."Said Calvin.
"If paper feathers were all it took too fly don't you think some one would have thought of it?"Asked Hobbes.
"It takes a sophisticated mind to think of these things."
"This is sophisticated?"
"Shut up."
Calvin turned a glare on a nearby bird.
"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?" He yelled.
1 minute later
"You're going to jump off this cliff?"Asked Hobbes.
"Heck no!I need momentum.I wan't you to toss me off."Replied Calvin
So Hobbes picked Calvin up and huled him off the cliff
"I'M FLYING! I'M FLYING! I'M-"
CRASH!
Method 2
Calvin was now straped to the Wagon while holding an umbrella.
"Ok, Hobbes Let it go!" He said.
So Hobbes pushed the wagon and they catapulted over the river
SPLASH!
"You don't need to know how to fly calvin you have the box"
"Hey your right! Let's go for a ride right now!"
"Me and my big mouth."