AN: Hi I'm a long time reader, first time fan fiction writer. I hope you like this story. Important characters are human named, the rest is country named.

Warning: torture, rape, smut/yaoi, and Russia being Russia.

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia if I did the Bad touch trio, Kumajiro, and Canada would get more air time.

Chapter one

*Author's POV *

Sitting on the couch at Arthur's house was Kumajiro with Gilbird on his head.

"We will be back in a few hours, so behave you two," Matthew said while walking out the door with Gilbert.

Kuma just kept on changing the channel on the TV with Gilbird pecking at the remote.

"Behave flying mint bunny or no treats for you when I get back," Arthur said to the air while waiting for them to finish.

"Are you saying bye to your imaginary friend, England?" Gilbert asked him.

"Flying Mint Bunny is not imaginary!"

"Why name a pet Flying Mint Bunny? That is an unawesome name."

"At least I didn't name my pet after my own ego like you,"

Matthew quickly closed the door and you could hear Arthur bickering with Gilbert. Kumajiro did a quick look around.

"Hey, FMB! Come out, They're gone now," Kuma said.

A small pouf of green smoke appeared on the table.

"So are we ready to do the spell now?" Flying mint bunny said while flying around Kuma.

"Yes, show us England's magic room."

"Okay!"

Flying mint bunny stopped the circling and flew to the underside of the stairs. Kuma walked over and opened the door. FMB pulled out a brown leather book that looked like it was trying to fall apart.

"This book has the spell to change our form to human; Kuma read the book as I draw the circle. Gilbird, you can grab the ingredients that the book asks for," She said as she grabbed the chalk.

Gilbird just chirped his agreement.

Towards the end of the spell, they heard the front door opening. Gilbird started chirping at Kuma to finish the spell. The last word of the spell was spoken as the door opened. The spell started to cover the room with cream-color smoke.

Arthur, Matthew, and Gilbert walked into a room filled with smoke.

"Those stupid pets better not have damaged anything in the room," A pissed Arthur said.

"Forget your stupid stuff, where is my awesome Gilbird?" Gilbert asked.

"Right here, Vatti," a voice said as the smoke slowly dissipated.

The room showed three teenagers all naked sitting in a magic circle. One boy had golden hair and eyes and a dark scar all around his left shoulder. The other boy, that was taking a nap, had whitish-grey hair and brown-almost black eyes. The only girl had mint green hair and eyes. The girl looked up and saw Arthur.

"Master England!" she said as she tackled Arthur.

It took him a few seconds to figure out who it was and what happened.

"Flying Mint Bunny?! You're human now?"

"Yes, Master England"

"Call me Arthur."

She just nodded her head.

Prussia looked at the golden hair boy standing in front of him.

"Gilbird? Is that you?"

"Yep, Vatti. I'm a human like you," he said with a smile. (AN: Imagine a smile that would make you fangasm really hard. That will be Gilbird and Gilbert's smile now.)

* Kumajiro's POV *

A loud noise started to wake me up from my little power nap. I blinked my eyes a couple times and saw Monster Brows, Red Annoying Eyes, Guy Who Feeds Me, and two new humans that remind me of Gilbird and FMB. I crawled over to the guy who feeds me, I looked up to him.

"Hey guy who feeds me, I'm Hungry," I said while poking him

"My name is Canada," he looked down at me. "Kuma, yo-u're hu-man!" he squeaked out right before he fainted.

* Gilbird's POV *

I'm so happy that I'm human now. I can grab stuff with hands instead of my beak. I was bouncing around Gilbert when I heard the crash. Me, Gilbert, England, and FMB turned and saw Canada on the ground with Kuma poking him.

I don't know why but when I saw Kuma crouching on the ground, I felt hot and started to blush. I ran upstairs to try to get rid of the image out of my head.

* Kumajiro's POV *

After I got Matthew up, I made him go upstairs to make me dinner. I had a strange itch on the side of my leg, so I started to scratch it. I looked up and saw Gilbert and Arthur start having bad nosebleeds. FMB was trying to cover her eyes.

"We need to get you guys some clothes now," Arthur said while trying to stop the nosebleed.

Matthew, Arthur, Gilbert: What the hell did you do to our harmless pets?!

Me: I made them human.

Gilbird: YAH! I'm human!

Kuma:ZZZZZZZ *Snore* ZZZZZZZZZ

Matthew, Arthur, Gilbert: But, why?

Me: Because I was bored. See you next week! Please Read & Review!