Author Scribbles: Random idea I got after reading Greenzaku's Byakuya: He or She? Please ignore the OOC-ness, thank you!
Disclaimer: I clearly don't own this anime.
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"Mou …" Yachiru groaned for the tenth time that day. She was bored, really bored. Ken-chan was out partying, most of the shinigami were. She wanted to go but apparently, she was too young. So, her Ken-chan asked a random 4th division woman to baby-sit her. Her baby-sitter was sleeping on the couch, suffering from severe stomach pain and she hadn't even done anything to the woman. She wondered what was wrong and asked. She received an answer but didn't know what it meant. Her search for someone to answer the question started.
She walked around, looking for a person to bombard the question with. An hour has passed, still she saw no one. "Why did everyone go to that party? I'm all alone and bored!" She walked around some more and she found herself standing in front of the 10th division office. She saw a light emanating from the building and figured someone was there, so she entered.
She opened the door to the room where the light was coming from and saw Shirou-chan signing paperwork. "What do you want?" he said, not looking up from the pile of paper he was tackling.
"Shirou-chan, how come you're not at the party?" she walked in and sat on a chair.
"Because I have a lot of work to do and it's Hitsugaya-taichou to you."
"I see," Yachiru was silent for a moment until, "Shirou-chan what's a period?"
"It's the dot you put to finish a sentence."
"Hmmm … but that doesn't cause pain. I'm talking about the one that feels like someone's stabbing you in the tummy repeatedly." Hitsugaya looked up at the girl and stared at her. He blinked twice, thrice then stared again.
"Ah, you must be talking about that then." he said
"What is that?"
"Ah … it's something you'll find out when you grow older."
"Mmm … I don't want to wait that long. What're you talking about?"
"Ah … how do you say this …?"
Yachiru looked at him curiously. "Well?" Hitsugaya signed another paper and another. "Mou, Shirou-chan, what is it?!" He sighed and thought that he would have to do the paperwork tomorrow. He stood up and walked over to Yachiru. She stood up and he leaned down to her height. "So, will you tell me what it is?" Yahicru stared at Hitsugaya's bright green eyes.
He pressed his lips against hers then whispered in her ear, "You'll find out when you're older." After, he disappeared. She put her fingers to lips and thought that his lips were soft, like candy. After realizing what he had done, she blushed then smiled. She was lucky he was her first kiss.
11:00 AM, Tenth Division office
"Taichou, why do I have to do paperwork?" Matsumoto whined
"You're my fukutaichou, you should be doing paperwork. Now fin-" before Hitsugaya finished his sentence, the 11th division captain burst through the doors.
"You little bastard, how dare you kiss my little Yachiru!" he yelled at the short captain.
"Taichou, you kissed Yachiru?!"
Hitsugaya frowned, "I didn't have candy at the time."
"But you didn't have to touch her! Now you will die!I've been wanting to fight someone today." Kenpachi threatened
"She was too curious, I didn't have a choice. I was tired and couldn't think straight." he frowned even more, remembering what the topic was last night.
"She was too curious?" Matsumoto asked
"All right, what did she ask you about?" Kenpachi demanded
"Menstruation."