Gundam "Romance" (?)
Heero and Relena
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RELENA: *shouting to no one* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-
RRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
HEERO: *appears; says this two inches from Relena's face* WHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTT?!
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RELENA: *on the beach* HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I'M RIGHT HERE!! COME AND KILL ME, HEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRROOOOOOOO~!!!
HEERO: *appears out of nowhere* I thought you'd never ask *BANG!*
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HEERO: REEEEEEEELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
RELENA: *takes out gun* Omae o korusu.
AKAI KU (XIIIREDXIII): Huh?
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Duo and Hilde
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HILDE: DDDDDDDDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
DUO: Nice try, Relena; Out of the Hilde suit.
RELENA: Kuso.
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DUO: Maybe, just MAYBE, we're the only couple that includes one of the five Gundam pilots that actually MAKES SENSE!
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HILDE: Duo, what are you doing, Duo?! Duo! Duo, what's going on Duo?! Duo!! Knock it off!! DUO!?
DUO: I know my own god-damned name!!
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*this one assumes they're married with a brat- er, kid. I just HAD to do this for this joke, however stupid it may be....*
CHIBI-DUO: *twirling stick around* The God Of Death has returned from H.F.I.L.!!
HILDE: ...
DUO: Hilde, JUST. LET. THE KID. CUSS!!
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Trowa and Cathrine
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CATHRINE: This is wrong, you know...
*the following gags assume they are not bro/sis*
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*another one assuming the charas are married*
MARRAIGE COUNSLER: Well, I think you should cut down on the domestic violence...
CATHRINE: Like what?!
MARRAIGE COUNSLER: ...well, stopping the blade-throwing would be a start...
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CATHRINE: My boyfriend? Well, he ain't exactly Mr. Personality....
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CATHRINE: Trowa, do you ever actually SAY anything?
TROWA: ///_-
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Quatre and Dorothy
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QUATRE: We should really terminate this relationship; I mean, think about how messed up out kid'd be....
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QUATRE: Dorothy, there's something I've wanted to tell you...
DOROTHY: Yes?
QUATRE: I-
BJ: *standing in a corner with a flamethrower*
QUATRE: Uh, I'm seeing Trowa! *runs*
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QUATRE: I love you.
DOROTHY: I love you too...
QUATRE: !!! No, not you! The cockraoch over your left eye!!
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DOROTHY: Can't you ever say anything POSITIVE about this relationship?!
AKAI: Not if I want to live to be fourteen...
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WuFei and Sally
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WUFEI: Women are weak!
SALLY: Go marry a man then.
WUFEI: O_o
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WUFEI: Onna, I see you oggling at me! Well, I'm taken!!
SALLY: Huh? What do yo-... Well, anyway, by whom?
WUFEI: *hearts appear in eyes* Naaaaataaaaaakkkkkuuuuuu...
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*another "Married" gag; in the delivery room*
DOCTOR: Mr. Chang! It's a girl!
WUFEI: Kuso, that's the fifth one...
DOCTOR: ...uhm, would you like to hold your child?
WUFEI: Gas it.
SALLY: WUFEI!
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WUFEI: Sally, I love you, but I still have one question...
SALLY: ?! Uhm, what?
WUFEI: Why do you wear a wig made of icecream cones?
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