it was a dark and scary night (3spooky5me) and conor-chan had just finished his daily massacre, he did this thingo cada noche, seducing hot boiz n girlz with his voluptuous bODY before slitting their necks n then slicing off their genitalia. he was quite brutal, and scary, very danger. BUT NOT THE MOST DANGEROUS AND NOT THE MAIN ANTAGONIST THAT'S TOO MAINSTREAM HE'S LIKE THE SECOND OR THIRD MOST DANGEROUS AND HES A MAJOR ANTAGONIST NOT THE MAIN ANTAGONIST GOD EGG U ALL TO EGGO34 G

anyways lol he experienced a walking to g-5, that is where he heard that the legendary masey-basey and oddrey boddrey were being. they had to die, they had to experiENCE a kill and DIE FOR CONNORRRR. Masey-basey was ALWAYS 2-upping conor, he was more kawaii, got more likes on his photos, had more followers and more facebook friends, and was better at sexytelephone than conor, conor could never reach katana kawaii maximus while he was alive. the only reason oddrey boddrey had to die was because she was like his bodyfriend n she was probably gonna fight along with him to egg conor-chan so there.

he walked awayy.

oddrey boddrey and masey basey were jus chillin out maxin out shootin som b ball, (jk they weren't actual shoot bbball lol fuck you) in some raggedy ass woods. Oddrey boddrey was making egg for consumption

"awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww cmooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon, egg agaaaaaaiiiiiiin?!" said mason

oddrey boddrey was enrage and did a glare

"egg GOOD for your body you stUPID FREAKING FRECKLE FARTING POPCORN HEAD OHGMTY" she retorted

masey basey experienced a frighten, for he knew what could haooen if oddrey boddrey got too anger. Instead he say okayo n eat eat eat.

Oddrey boddrey happy.

She looked into his visual spheres, and (literally) slithered like a snakey to his body, where she stroke his chin.

AND what she felt was

stub.

how dare he not shave for nash grier.

this romantically moment was ruined by the.

Masey basey knew what she had felt, and quckly zip zapped zooped the stub stub off his body.

"now back to the romanticals" said oddrey bodrey

"ur so hot can i kiss u?" said masey basey

oddrey boddrey leaned in very close, giggle in his ear sensually, n say

"no" then smack him with double egg

then they hear adorable and intimidating voice

"how cute, a lover's quarrel…."

THEY LOOK and see it was

con

ponky

bing

bong

the one.

"Ghh!" mason thot, "W-what is he doing here?!"

"or should I say, kawaii…." conor-chan did a really antagonistic and evil giggle, like in the animes, he was a master of intimidation, given his seducing and charming looks and BODY.

"i knew my body would eventually come across the location of your bodies" he say menacingly like satan

he was

"oh… conponky…" said masey basey, "i suggest you experience a leave before i"

"no" say conor

"ok" said masey basey

"what does your brain want young egg?" said oddrey boddrey

"to satisfy my lustful BLOOOD LUST" conponkybingbong say

"ok" said masey basey

conor-chan slowly and seductively put down his bag, and reached in and pulled out a dildo

"oh fuck" he said "that's-that's not, um, i-" he threw it behind him.

Smiling again, he reach in and pull out, beads

"SHIT" he scream, "h-h-hold on, jus gimme a sec here."

He rummaged through his bag pulling out all kinds of sex toys

"AHA!" he speak

he pull out kama sickle, in this same way takako chigusa did within her battle with niida.

"oh" said masey basey.

"now….. D9IE FOR CONNORF1111!11!1!"