A/N: A new chapter of 'In The Name of Charity' will be up by this time next week, so keep an eye out for that! For anybody who hasn't read 'Untitled' I advise you do so before following this story!
I see you managed to escape unscathed. I wish I could say the same; my bank balance is going to suffer as a result. I hate having to buy new clothes. I don't know why we keep bumping into each other, but I think it's wise if you try to keep me on side. I provide protection, and as I have once again proved my immortality I think you should trust my judgement.
I can tell by the way your eyes are glued to the screen that you're screaming inside to find out what happened in that room. You shouldn't be so eager; I bet my life you'll spend the next three weeks wide awake if I told you. You're mentally weaker than I, and if you really take the time to dwell on it, you'll realise that I saved you from the pain of the job, not from the juicy action that often satisfies your Sunday night television cravings.
You might wonder why I am posting to you now, or why I being general. I think I am being watched. I need to keep you updated, you are too important to me. You don't quite realise how significant you are in the upcoming plotline, I assure you. Harry didn't like it when I told him I was speaking to you, but you are my asset, and I shall use you to my heart's content.
Are you ready for a challenge? I dare you to say no.