So it's been over 6 months…and I haven't had time or a computer to use to upload anything so, now that it's summer, I'm going to start putting up some old stuff I wrote a while ago.
Disclaimer: No I don't own Ouran if I did Haruhi would have ended up with Kyoya or Mori not stupid Tamaki…anyway on with the story '-
The rest of the host club and Ranka already knew about Haruhi. Tamaki was the only one not in the loop, though he should have seen the signs, but the club hadn't told him and Haruhi had, so far, been able to hold her father back from killing the poor, confused idiot. But this had to end, she couldn't hide her morning sickness and slightly growing waistband anymore…she was going to tell him; today.
"H-hey Tamaki?" Haruhi started nervously.
"Yes, Haruhi, my dear?" he replied, staring at her with his violet-blue eyes.
"Ummm, you remember how you used to call me your daughter?"
"Yes, why wouldn't I?" Tamaki replied slowly not understanding where she was going with the question.
"A-and you…well, you enjoyed it right?" she hesitated, looking at the floor, walls anywhere but him.
"Well of course I did! You were my precious daughter and no one else could touch you. And now being my girlfriend no one still can!" the French boy stated excitedly.
Haruhi giggled nervously. She had gone through this a million times in her head and now that he was standing in front of her she couldn't think of what to say. 'No I have got to tell him I can't hide it anymore; I won't hide it anymore.' She steeled herself and took a deep breath "Tamaki, how would you feel about having a real daughter?"
"I would love to have a real daughter, but that wouldn't happen for…wait a minute! Haru…you…me…how…baby…when?" By this point he was running in circles flailing in true Tamaki fashion.
"I think how is pretty obvious, as for when, about 3 months ago." She explained warily, scratching her head.
Tamaki whipped out his cell phone call all the hosts, starting with Kyoya. "Mama!"
"Yes daddy?" the glasses-wearing vice president responded; bored.
"Haruhi is going to have a baby!"
"Yes I know…"
"I'm going to be a-wait how did you know?" Haruhi sighed in the background wanting to hit him.
"Haruhi didn't exactly hide it; the entire host club knows not to mention Ranka. Plus brother is her doctor, nothing less than absolute perfection for our dear Haru-chan." Kyoya dryly teased the blonde. And that's when Tamaki fainted in all his baka tono-y greatness with a loud THUNK!
"HE WHAAAAAAT?" Ranka screamed into the phone after Haruhi told him all about Tamaki's disastrous response to the news, "That little punk, I swear to god! I'm coming over there right now! I'm going to teach him a lesson he will never forget!" At this point her father was practically breathing fire out of anger.
"No Dad you don't need to do that. But you're welcome to come over I already invited Kyoya." She rolled her eyes, that conversation had gone oddly similar to the one she was currently having. But talking to Kyoya had come with more threats then all the hosts had money. Who would've thought that the Shadow King loved babies, and Haruhi for that matter, so much?
"Fine, fine. I'll be there soon, but if that boy says one stupid thing I'll kill him," Ranka ended darkly before cheerfully continuing, "Okay Haruhi~ see you in a bit love you~!"
"Bye Dad, love you too." That was one phone call done and two more to go.
"Haru-chan!" the little loli-shouta yelled in delight, bouncing, "didya tell Tama-chan yet? What did he say?"
"Well Sempai, he fainted, but I invited Kyoya and Dad over and Koaru and Hikaru are next on the list so if you and Mori-sempai wanna come over we'd be happy to have you." Haruhi told him before he could ask anything else.
"We'll be there! With cake! Kaaay? Bye Haru-chan!" and he was off the phone and out the door with Mori in tow before she could even open her mouth to speak.
"Hey Haruhi. Didya tell the boss about the baby yet?" the twins said into the phone in unison.
"Hey guys. Yeah I told him and he fainted after calling Kyoya." Haruhi relayed for the third time in an hour. 'I won't have to call anyone else after this, thank god, but I will have to make dinner for eight people…damn.'
"He fainted," Koaru started, "what a baka," finished his other half.
"Yeah well, you know him at least he didn't go to the corner," she sighed shaking her head; it was ridiculous the things Tamaki and other men could do to a woman, "anyway, do you guys wanna come over for dinner since the rest of the club is? I give you my permission to make fun of Tamaki all you want as his punishment for idiocy."
"Alright free food!" You could practically hear the Cheshire grins creep across their faces and their minds coming up with plans to torture the passed out blonde on the couch.
So that was sitting in an old note book since around last summer and now I finally get to upload it! So pretty please with twins on top tell me what you think…..and I'm thinking of doing a bit on Haruhi's pregnancy and the baby so write a little comment to give me a few more ideas and what nots.