Hello everyone, this is my first one-shot so be nice. This takes place right after Yuki had turned back into a vampire Rido was brought back yada yada..
I hope you enjoy it!
"Uh….no, I don't think so…"
By: Wolfalchemistofmoon
DISCLAIMER: I claimer the disclaimer!
"Fuck my life." Zero said under his breath as leaned against the stone wall. Suddenly his blood felt like it was boiling, he could sense the presence of a third pureblood. "Holy shit!" Zero said stunned. "Those two screwed like rabbits." Kaname (who has the amazing ability to open doors and get in without anyone noticing) glared at Zero from across the damp cold room. "Yuki and I did not have a baby. The person you are sensing is my uncle."
Zero gave Kaname a very clear WTF look. "You had sex with your sister and had an uncle? That's fucked up Kuran."
"Goddamn it you are an idiot!" Kaname yelled. His voice echoed off the wall. Zero covered his ears tightly. "OW!" He moaned, "Didn't anyone teach you to use your indoor voice? I know your parents were killed but join the fucking club and learn some manners."
"I'm taking Yuki out of this academy." Kaname informed Zero. Zero shrugged. "Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out."
Kaname couldn't believe what he was hearing, Zero really didn't care! "That person wants to devour Yuki, and you will not betray her." Zero laughed "Tell 'that person' he better use salt. And what do you mean I won't betray her? Remember that time she fell down the stairs?"
"Yeah…"
Zero smirked, "I put a scratch and sniff of the first step and that dumbass went down face first."
"That's really cruel…." Kaname said. "But you will kill Rido Kuran. You are the knight I've spent so much time raising and~"
Zero cut him off "First off uh…no…I don't think so, your uncle is your problem, this is what you purebloods get for inbreeding. Second, do I look like a fucking chess piece? You need some fucking help if you're trying to plan everything with a chess board."
"So you're just going to let Yuki be killed?"
"Yeah that was the plan."
"But don't you love her as well?" 'ha! He said to himself 'that'll get him going!'
" I love her about as much as I love twilight." Kaname gave Zero a confused look. "You like twilight….?" Kaname had a sudden flashback of Zero burning several copies of Twilight from the library. "oh…"
"So like I said Kuran, it's been real and it's been fun. But it hasn't been real fun, have a nice life and I will pray to the gods of yaoi and coffee I don't see you in a next life!"
Kaname left
Epilogue:
Kaname and Yuki left cross academy where they were attacked in the woods by Rido and a pack of wild boars. Both survived the battle but Yuki was killed shortly after because while Kaname was sleeping in their tent she went to the stream to wash up saw her reflection (because gasp the vampires in this fic have reflections!) jumped in and drowned. Kaname having no reason to live joined a colony of Anti Twilight members where he once again met Zero who immediately claimed he was Edward Cullens in disguise and Kaname was killed. Zero was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize.
The End
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