I don't own Bleach, of course. I love Hisagi and Isane pairing, I think they are cute together. Please R&R, readers! Slight of other pairing I can think of.
Shuuhei Hisagi has been always known for his love for party and women. Yes, he's had many women throughout his life. Some of them stayed long enough as his girlfriends and some were just lucky to had sex with him once in a while, with no strings attached. Captain Hisagi was kind enough to inform writer, as he took a break from a long sparing battle with 5th divison captain Kenpachi Zaraki, that he takes a liking to curvy and small girl.
Shuuhei does not avoid serious relationship nor does he pursue it. He considers himself merely as a man who enjoys life as much as possible. Shuuhei knows very well that as a Shinigami, a captain of 9th division that is, his life is in a constant danger. So while it last, he figures he has to make a full of it. And sex is the best thing in life, so he intends to have it as much as possible. And his good look, captain position, and marvelous body provides what it takes to lure women. Yes, Shuuhei Hisagi is one of our most eligible bachelors in Soul Society, he's our Mr. April.
Isane Kotetsu reads the article about Shuuhei Hisagi and feels her heart beat faster. Rangiku Ichimaru (nee Matsumoto) sure has the eyes for men. Rangiku is married and content with her life, but it doesn't mean she doesn't have her way to have fun with gorgeous men. As the newest contributor of Seireitei Women monthly, Rangiku convinced chief editor Nanao Ise that a column about Most Eligible Bachelors will lure more readers than honey lures bees, and she was not mistaken at all. In fact, her column made a jest in a second and made the magazine the most popular among women in Soul Society.
Rangiku interviewed the male captains, lieutenants, and seated officers for her column and decided that Shuuhei Hisagi, the mysterious 69 captain is the most suitable as a pioneer. And again she was not mistaken. The column and Shuuhei became so popular that according to a rumor Shuuhei received a lot of letters from women who wanted his baby. This is of course gave chills to the other male shinigami officers that Rangiku interviewed. One of the women became too excited that she decided to ambush Shuuhei in his way home and almost raped him.
Isane takes a deep breath. If only I have the courage of that woman, she thinks. Having Shuuhei's baby will be the most pleasurable experience in my life. Isane blushes as she realizes her inappropriate thought. She looks at Shuuhei's picture in the magazine. Her sister Kiyone, the photographer, successfully captured the best of Shuuhei. In the picture Shuu is seen toples, his shinigami uniform was torned from the sparing battle. He handled his sword, Kazhesini, and his eyes piercing and full of concentration, sweat gleaming in his bare chest and face. Kiyone captured the picture while he was in the sparing battle.
Isane inspects the picture carefully. Shuuhei has not changed much since childhood. He still has that content look, a little bit smug yet careful. His eyes are full of patience, precision, and self control. Isane knows very well about her Shuuhei. Isane once again mentally curses. He is not her Shuuhei. They were just childhood friends, and will always be like that.
Isane sighs. Even if she had the courage to confess to Shuu, what good would it brings? Shuu never has eyes for her. The article says that also, he takes a liking to a curvy and small girl. It is so not her. Isane is tall and thin, she is nowhere curvy, her breasts are small and her body is nowhere near sexy. Isane is manly and it is so not Shuu's type. Isane saw the girls Shuu brought home, beautiful, petite and sexy, not a gigantic tomboy like she is.
The sad thing is Isane is not a tomboy at all. She loves cooking, cleaning, sewing, and really loves babies and children. She is actually a delicate and loving girl, but due to her appearance people always think that she is as strong as buffalo and does not have a heart.
But Shuu.. Isane remembers the time when Shuu stood up for her. She was always shy and insecure about her tall and manly body and some boys teased her and mocked her until she was very sad and embarrassed. But Shuu came and hit them all. He was very angry because the boys made Isane cried.
"I'm sorry," Shuu said that time.
"What? No, I thank you, Shuu. Why did you apologize?" Isane asked.
"All this time when I teased you, you actually hated it, don't you?" Shuu's eyes filled with regret.
Isane bent her head. No, she said mentally. I actually liked it, idiot. When you tease me is the only time I can get close to you. Every other time you will be surrounded by girls and all I can do is watching you from afar.
"N-no. Well, your teasing was not hurting. I didn't really…" Isane stopped as she saw Shuu grinned.
"Really?" he asked. "Huff, for a second there I thought maybe in some ways I've hurt you. You know Isa, the reason why I teased you is because you are so cute." Shuu's grin became wider.
Isane felt her heart leapt out of her chest and flew away to the bright sky. Cute? What did he mean? Shuu thinks I am cute?
"Well, I've got somewhere to be. So, see ya." Shuu ran away before Isane could say anything.
After that Shuu got to the Shinigami Academy and Isane got there the next term. They took a different career path and both succeeded. But the sad truth is Isane and Shuu grew remote as years gone by. And now they've got their own friends and associates, they barely speak to each other. Isane misses Shuu very much but she cannot find any reasons to speak to him. And she is too shy to take initiative.
Isane doesn't really remember when she realizes that she loves the 9th squad captain. Yes, Isane loves Shuuhei Hisagi so much it hurts. After the battle with Aizen, Shuu got hurt physically and mentally. His former captain Tousen's betrayal made him bitter and sad, but Shuu managed to hold on and took responsibility as the new captain. Ever since, he trains like hell with Zaraki Kenpachi because he doesn't want to be a captain without bankai.
"Isa," a voice slaps Isane from her day-dream. Isane turns her head and sees the smiling beautiful Rangiku.
"Oh, hey," Isane stuffs her magazine inside her drawer. Rangiku pretends not to notice, but she mentally note that Isane's face becomes red and she is quite sure that Isane was reading her article on Shuuhei Hisagi before she entered her office room.
Isane smiles pleasantly to the swollen-belly Rangiku. Rangiku is scheduled for her pregnancy check-up. She and Gin are expecting a baby boy, and Rangiku is in her mid tri semester.
"You look beautiful, Ran," Isane smiles as she helps Rangiku to sit down and takes her hand to measure her blood-pressure.
"Well, I kinda like my pregnant self, too. I used to think that pregnancy will make me fat and ugly, but I kinda feel sexy," Rangiku giggles. "Plus, Gin never fails to make me feel sexy as hell. Our sex life actually gets better with my pregnancy. He says I'm tighter and my breasts are fuller and tastier."
Isane blushed deeply at Rangiku's too much information. "Umm… It's good, I guess," Isane felt her face very hot. If I am pregnant will I feel sexy, too? Isane mentally curses herself for thinking an absurd thing like that.
Rangiku giggles at Isane's reply. "Too much information, I guess," she said. "You are so cute, Isa. The other day Captain Unohana checked up on me and she was the one who actually forced me to have more sex. She's not as cute as you are."
"Well, scientifically speaking, it is true. Frequent sex will help you relax, reduce pain and discomfort, and help you to labor," even as she says that Isane cannot help to feel embarrassed.
"Mmm," Rangiku eyes her with surprise. She winks at Isane's words. "We-well, that's what the books say. It's not like I have-" Isane stops abruptly. Ok, it is too much information, Isa, she curses herself again. Her life is dull enough for everyone to see without her blurting out that she is in fact a lonely virgin. Great, Rangiku will make sure Isane to be the one to check her up frequently after this.
Well, well, well. I think Rangiku has something in her twisted mind about Isane. Will she play cupid for her? Please review and let me know that there's someone out there who wants to know what will happen next.