This is a short one-shot fanfiction. Hope you like it!
BFS (Big Freaking Sword) vs. BFS (Big Freaking Scythe)
Ruby stood with Crescent Rose. Cloud stood with the Buster Sword. The judges were on a table.
Judge 1 said, "Cloud Strife and Ruby Rose, you two put up a very tough competition in terms of determining the best BFS."
Cloud and Ruby looked behind them. The judge wasn't kidding about the 'tough competition' part- since all of Beacon Academy, and much of Vale, was still smoldering and recovering from the massive tournament of challenges that had been assigned to determine the best BFS. Let's not go into details, shall we…..
Judge 2 said, "Well, all we can say is, it was the most amazing contest I have ever seen in my entire life."
Judge 3 said, "Yeah, we could almost turn this into a badly written fanfiction series."
Ruby beamed. Cloud simply smiled. Both were hoping to be the winner.
Judge 1's scores are…..10-10. Ten for Cloud and Ten for Ruby.
Yang and Tifa gasped. Weiss and Barret were on edge. Marlene was biting her fingernails. Blake stopped reading Ninjas of Love Volume 3.
Judge 2's scores…. Another 10-10!
Red XIII gulped. Zwei closed his ears. Aeris held her breath, while Nora went on snoring. If Cloud won, Ruby's fan would chase him to the death. If Ruby won, Cloud's fans would chase her to the death. This was a serious thing.
Judge 3's scores….are…..
CAAAWW!
The three Judges looked up, saying, "What the…"
A huge Nevermore came in, swooped, and grabbed all three Judges, and their table.
Cloud and Ruby were stunned silent at how sudden the moment had been. Ruby then said cheerily, "Well Cloud, looks like nobody won. At least none of us will get chased to their limits, just like what happened after Yang and Tifa's Death Battle!"
Cloud reached out his hand, saying, "Well Ruby, your BFS, Crescent Rose, is truly amazing."
"Hey, you're BFS, Buster Sword, is just as amazing."
"Naw…"
Ruby giggled. And she said, "Well, that's that!"
And everybody cheered, and there was a huge dance party and cake and then Cinder came along and ruined everything by unleashing hordes of Grimm unto the party.
And then Sephiroth came and with the power of Kefka's Light of Judgement (Don't ask me how he got that thing) turned everything of the Grimm into dust.
"I AM THE RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THIS PLANET!" he screamed.
FIN
