Originally posted on LJ. First fic for this fandom! I'm so excited. Just a tip to make this a little easier to read (I don't have the benefit of changing the text color here) - all of the "To"s are bolded and the "From"s aren't. Also, pay attention to the timestamps, especially in relation to 2x04.
From : 07553 916847
Where are you?
Received : Fri, Nov 26 13:17
From : Curtis
whered u go, p workers gon write u up
Received : Fri, Nov 26 13:25
To : Curtis
well he can wait cant he? im out w a friend rite now
Sent : Fri, Nov 26 15:11
To : Simon
im home, thanx for wondering n all
Sent : Fri, Nov 26 18:21
From : Simon
I knew you would be.
Received : Fri, Nov 26 18:22
To : Simon
ya well wouldnt hav hurt to walk a girl home would it?
Sent : Fri, Nov 26 18:26
From : Simon
I have got to be somewhere in just over three minutes.
Received : Fri, Nov 26 18:27
To : Simon
wanker. im gon to give u a dirty look on mon in comm service, and u wont know what its for
Sent : Fri, Nov 26 18:28
From : Simon
Sorry for the late reply. Is this why you gave me that look that day?
Received : Fri, Nov 26 20:43
From : 07553 916847
You never returned yesterday and you borrowed my scarf. May I have it back?
Received : Sat, Nov 27 07:59
To : 07553 916847
who the fck is this
Sent : Sat, Nov 27 10:35
From : 07553 916847
It's Simon.
Received : Sat, Nov 27 10:52
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Name [6/32]: Simon2
Mobile 1: 07553 916847
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To : Simon2
sry u werent on my contacts. ya drop by ill leave it on the patio. u need my house no.?
Sent : Sat, Nov 27 11:01
From : Simon2
No, I've got it already.
Received : Sat, Nov 27 11:04
To : Simon2
freak
Sent : Sat, Nov 27 11:08
From : Simon2
I'm sorry.
Received : Sat, Nov 27 11:10
To : Simon2
im coming over tonite yea
Sent : Sat, Nov 27 17:13
From : Simon2
What?
Received : Sat, Nov 27 17:20
To : Simon2
sry meant that for some1 else
Sent : Sat, Nov 27 17:29
To : Simon
im coming over tonite yea. and i cant have u and the other simon both in my phone its a headfuck
Sent : Sat, Nov 27 17:31
From : Simon
I would like for you to. You should name me something different on your contact list anyway, in case my past self goes through your phone.
Received : Sat, Nov 27 17:33
To : Simon
does your past self go thru my phone
Sent : Sat, Nov 27 17:37
From : Simon
I can't answer that.
Received : Sat, Nov 27 17:45
To : Simon
god ur a pervert. i kno wat 2 do. see you lata
Sent : Sat, Nov 27 17:48
NOV27_17:50
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Name [5/32]: Barry
Mobile 1: 07553 916847
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From : Curtis
u up for a drink tonite?
Received : Sat, Nov 27 17:59
From : Dickhead
Fwd: FWD: fwd: Fwd: Fwd: FWD: Fwd: send this to everyone on ur contact list and ill send a pic of my tits!
Received : Mon, Nov 27 07:35
To : Dickhead
ew nathan delete me from you contacts
Sent : Mon, Nov 29 07:45
From : Simon
I can't tell you much, but trust your instincts this week.
Received : Wed, Dec 01 12:00
From : Kelly
hey u feelin arite? lez go out 4 a drnk
Received : Thur, Dec 02 19:41
To : Kelly
ur the 1 needs a drink that dress was shit ugly
Sent : Thur, Dec 02 19:53
From : Kelly
fuk off i waz tryna b nice
Received : Thur, Dec 02 19:58
To : Kelly
fine ill see u at 10 yea?
Sent : Thur, Dec 02 20:00
From : Barry
Are you all right?
Received : Thur, Dec 02 20:15
To : Barry
no
Sent : Thur, Dec 02 20:17
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EDIT CONTACT : BARRY
Name [5/32]: Simon
Mobile 1: 07553 916847
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