100 THEME CHALLENGE

1 – Introduction

NOTE Before I start, I'd just like to point out that I do not, have never, and will never, in this life or the next, own South Park, it's characters (original or otherwise) or anything else to do with South Park. As Matt Stone and Trey Parker each have more talent in their baby toes alone than I do in my entire being, if you're stupid enough to think I do have anything to do with south park, you need serious help.

Mecha-Streisand was terrorizing the small mountain town of South Park. As all the other towns folk ran from her wrath, one lone, brave (or the more likely, stupid) boy walked towards her.

"Cheeri-o! My name is Pip! I would like to see if you wouldn't mind not smashing out little town to bits?" Mecha-Streisand started to walk towards the little French (although he insisted he was British) blonde boy in the stupid uniform and Gatsby cap. He turned to run but was unfortunately slow and stupid so – "AAAHHCKK!" – squashed like a bug.

Pip looked down. There were his clothes with blood and – looking at his see through hand he realized – "Oh! Oh my! I'm dead!" This must be how Kenny feels...

As he came to this realization the skies parted and he floated up in a ray of light. He got up to a bunch of fluffy white clouds and a golden gate. A 'press here' button popped up so he pushed it. Everything turned red, black and orange. He fell away from the clouds and gates and the ground opened up to swallow him whole, surrounded by demons.

He landed by a lake of fire. "O-Oh my!"

"Hey kid."

"H-hi there. My names Philip but everyone calls me Pip because they hate me. Who are you?"

"I'm Damien. Son of the Prince of Darkness!" The boy was about seventeen but looked familiar...

"Oh? I knew a Damien once that said he was the son of the Prince of Darkness."

"No shit Pip." The boy became surrounded by black, swirling ash and when it cleared away a boy of about nine with red eyes was left standing in front of Pip.

"Oh! Damien!" Pip ran up to and hugged the boy. "But how were you older just now?"

"I'm the son of Satan moron. I can do whatever I want. Watch." Damien snapped his fingers and both boys were surrounded by the swirling black ash.

When it had cleared away, Damien was 17 again. This time though, Pip didn't have look up as high to see him.

"Hello Damien."

Pip squeaked.

"Hey dad."

"Who's your little girl friend here?" asked Satan.

"Oh my! N–" Pip began.

"This is Pip. You don't mind if she stays with us, do you dad?"

"Of course not son. The more the merrier." Satan replied while walking away.

"D-Damien? Why were you and your dad referring to me as a girl just now?"

"Come, I'll show you."

Damien grabbed Pips hand and dragged him into a castle, through hall ways, up stairs, eventually up a ladder into what must have been Damiens room. He then pulled him over to a blood red cloth covering something.

"Pip, I'd like to introduce you to," he paused as he pulled the cloth down to reveal a mirror, "Philippa!" Damien started to laugh.

Starring back at Pip from the mirror was an older, attractive, female version of the little nine year old boy he once was.

NOTE Well this sucks... but I want to do a 100 theme thing with writing and sketching to improve on both since they've gone downhill since I finished school, so I guess it'll do. Originally I was going to do one long fan fic thing but changed my mind. So now it's going to be 100 short stories, poems, etc based on the 100 themes and what I feel like doing. I'm planning on basing them all off of South Park though so I'll be putting them all together. This ways probably better anyway. I don't know about anyone else, but I hate when people start a fanfic and never finish. I figure this way, even if I don't do all 100 it won't matter since they'll all be able to be read on their own. But back to why it sucks, the first theme was introduction. I suck at introductions. I was originally going to base it off of the episode Damien but ended up changing it. I wanted to stick to Pip/Damien though so here it is.

Like I said above, I also plan on doing sketches. I'm not sure how soon after each theme they'll be posted but if you're interested just go to deviant art and search for candiebarr6669.