Mana: Yep, another of those annoying time travel fics! So I've decided to spruce things up a little! I'm having a little break from Harry and Sophie Potter and the Order of the Phoenix and this is just a little bit of fun! This will follow that storyline a little, so yeah...
James: Mana's speechless! WHO KNEW?
Mana: James...if you value your life...shut up.
Albus: (walks in covered in bright pink polka dots) I'd listen to her if I were you.
James: Sorry, oh Master!
Mana: (smirks) Frank! Disclaimer! NOW!
Frank: Yes, oh great Master! Mana owns me, Alice and Vanessa! She also owns Stephanie, but she doesn't come into this fic!
Alice: NO ONE OWNS ME!
James: Run, Frank!
Frank: (runs as Alice charges into the room) AIIIIEEEEE!
"Are you sure we should be in here?" Albus asked nervously. It was the summer holidays after his third year and his older brother, James, and his cousin, Frank, had asked - no, forced - him to explore his aunt's office with them.
"Lighten up Al, what's the worst that could happen?" James grinned, running a hand through his black hair.
"Aunt Sophie catches us?" he squeaked.
"Well then, let's hurry before she does!" Frank said, trying to mask his terror. His Mum in a bad mood...well, let's just say that Voldemort would've run away screaming like a little girl.
"Are you guys doing what I think you're doing?" A pretty blonde walked into the room, followed by a small brunette girl with green eyes and round glasses.
"And what would that be, dear Vanessa?" James said, grinning at his best friend.
"Mum's gonna flip!" the little girl said triumphantly.
"And how would she know, Alice?" Frank said as he emerged from a drawer.
"I'll tell her!"
"Ah, but then you'd have to admit that you came into her office too, dear sister!" Alice glared at her brother, knowing that it was true.
"I don't even want to ask," Teddy sighed as he walked in with his new wife, Victoire. Their cousins, Rose and Hugo, and James and Albus's younger sister, Lily, followed them.
"Then don't," Frank said.
"Yes, because it's gotten us into trouble numerous times," Victoire said as she glared at her cousins.
"A little help!" Frank had accidentally got caught in one of his mother's boxes which had an Undetectable Extension Charm on it, and only his feet were sticking out.
"Gotcha!" Albus said as he pulled his cousin out. Frank emerged, his shoulder-length brown hair more messed up than ever. His eyes looked like twinkling hazel gems and almost everyone groaned; they knew that look.
"What've you found?" James said eagerly. In reply, Frank held up a small chain with an hourglass on it.
"Frank...back away, very slowly," Teddy said, holding his hands up.
"What is it?" Frank all but yelled.
"A time turner," Albus's best friend, Scorpius Malfoy, said as he investigated the commotion. "Handle them very -"
"Let me hold it!" James said and tried to take it from Frank.
"No, I found it!" Frank shouted back and he and James pulled at the chain. It snapped and the hourglass fell to the floor and shattered, spilling the sand everywhere.
" -carefully," Scorpius finished.
"JAMES! FRANK!" Rose screeched but that was as far as she got, because they suddenly disappeared in a whoosh of sand.
Mana: Was that a lame start?
James: YES!
Mana: Oh, Liiiiiiily!
Lily: ROAR!
James: Aaaaaaaghhhh! (chases James)
Frank: Um, please review?
Mana: (digs knife into Frank's back and tightens arm around neck)
Alice: (grins)
Vanessa: And?
Frank: Mana is the awesomest person ever and Vanessa's so beautiful!
Vanessa: I knew teaming up with you was a good idea, Mana!
Mana: Yep, I'm so awesome! (releases Frank) Now then slave, fetch us some cookies!
Vanessa: And some hot chocolate!
Frank: Yes, ma'am! (leaves room)
Scorpius: Whipped!
Hugo: Definitely.
Rose: Bye!