Harry Potter and Professor Dumbledore were crouched under a desk in the Room of Requirement at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. As to why, however, Harry had no clue. Dumbledore had just waltzed into the Great Hall the day after Christmas, and pulled him away from his friends, who looked as surprised as he felt.
"Dumbledore, I don't understand. Why are we hiding?" Harry asked, bewildered.
"My boy, you must remember, turning a Death Eater's head into that of a baby, along with whatever else you did, will not go unnoticed." He replied solemnly.
"But, they're the bad guys! If they did that to us-"
"They would be gravely punished, and that is why we are trying to get them arrested." Dumbledore said.
"Unfortunately, just because you are a "good guy", doesn't mean you have a free licence to kill people."
"But-"
"Not to mention you breaking school rules every year with no consequences."
"But, you said-"
"And, of course, that incident in Third Year regarding illegal use of a time-turner, and giving death threats to a man you never even met before, who just so happened to be your Godfather."
Harry gaped at him.
"Plus, you think an aunt of yours deserves to be blown up like a balloon, and then you followed this performance by running away."
Harry shook his head slowly. He didn't mean- he would never-.
"The minister has to treat everyone equally, regardless of fame, and I am afraid you must be punished."
Harry was silent.
How could this happen? He was a good guy! He didn't want to kill anyone, and he didn't! He didn't mean for the guy's head to get... transformed.
And he thought Sirius was going to kill him!
His breath came faster now.
How was he supposed to fight Voldemort when he was a wanted fugitive?
Black spots danced in front of his vision, and he vaguely heard Dumbledore say something to him.
Harry couldn't take it anymore.
He fainted.
This was sort of based on TimH078's "Top 5 Action Cliches" YouTube video. I always got annoyed the good guys could kill everyone. Anyway, what did you think? I don't know if this is humorous or serious, so... whichever you like.