This has alway been a bad intersection. The traffic going East or West has a Left turn arrow light, so they can cross traffic and make a left turn. But the North-South traffic has a turn lane with no light. As a result, there have been many accidents here. The intersection desperately need either a Left turn light on a no left turn sign.
As I waited, the lights changed and the walk light appeared. I was halfway across the street when a left turning car that had no light slammed into me . . .
I came out of a daze surrounded by a bunch of people in medieval garb. A fat man said: "Tell it true now. It's a great crime to lie to a king."
"I . . . I . . . I don't know," I replied.
"LIAR! LIAR! LIAR!" screamed a little girl as she started hitting me in the back.
I realized that I was smaller than most of the people there. So the little girl must be positively tiny. Still, her fists hurt as they struck me.
"She's as wild as that beast of hers" said a blonde woman, dressed like a princess. "What about the Wolf?"
"I forgot about the damn wolf," groaned the fat man.
"Your Grace, we searched every where for the Wolf. We found no sign," replied the man, who had pulled the little girl off me.
"Well that's it" said the fat man.
"They have another wolf," sneered the princess.
"No! Not Lady! Lady is good. You leave her alone!" screamed the little girl.
It was like having a bucket of ice water thrown on me. I suddenly realized where I was . . . (I'm a Self-Insert into the Game of Thrones! I'm going to die! Messily!)
Throwing my shoulders back, I glared at the woman, I assumed to to be Cersi.
"Then I hereby declare myself, in rebellion, against the cuckholding Queen Cersi and her incestuous Bastard, Joffrey Waters that she made with the Kingslayer!" I yelled.