In RE, Edward and Bella are sat in front of Emmet and Rose, who are in turn sat in front of Alice and Jasper.

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Bella are we taking the Volvo or my car for shopping?

*Sigh* your car, it looks better.

Hey!

Sorry eddy it's just you want to take your car hunting anyway....

Why? Why can't we take my car?

Coz your car has a puncture idiot!

Rose I have seen that a new shoe store has opened at the mall, I can't believe I didn't see it sooner...

*Groan*

Jazzy.....

Sorry Ali...

Can you stop that, it's inappropriate and disgusting!

Ahh Eddy just coz you're not getting any!

Emmet I'll kill you.

Bring it wardo!

Edward clam down okay, If I have to endure hours of shopping with Alice, you can endure the fifteen minutes left of this lesson

Fine.

Oh and Alice I need to go to the lingerie, shop, I've run out of....

Stop it now!

Edward I'm hurt!

Why! What happened!

You're not turned on by the thought of me in lingerie.

Of course I am!

Whoop! Eddy's coming out of that particular closet.

I'm not gay Emmet.

Emmet you owe me $5

Damn!