So this is my very first time writing fanficton! Well, I hope you guys like it. Enjoy!

"Ivaaaaaaaan~! Please open the door!"

I love her, but she really irritates me! I am her big brother and that's sick. Besides… I like Yao. He's so cute. And he doesn't bang on my door oh-so constantly, insisting that we should get married and have little Ivan-babies. He doesn't even know me much at all actually… Anyway, such a though sickens me. I love my little sister, Natalia, she is beautiful. But she's my sister and I don't like her in that way. I wish she'd understand that. I think Torus likes her anyway.

It's noon. Yao just gave me his phone number before I walked home… which was a few minutes ago. I don't want to seem desperate, but I want to know if he made it home safely. I think I'll call him anyway.

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"Hello-aru?"

"Allo!"

"Who is this-aru?"

"It's Ivan. I just wanted to know if you walked home safely."

"Yes, I'm fine. Thank you for your concern-aru."

I didn't speak for a few seconds. His voice is sounds so cute and innocent.

"Ivan? Are you still there? Hel-"

"Oh! Sorry! Da. So what are you doing?"

"Well I was going to start making dinner, it takes a while to make-aru."

"Oh, that's nice. What are you doing to make?"

"I'm not sure yet, actually. Hey, why don't you come over and we can have lunch first, then if you'd like, help me make dinner and we can enjoy dinner-aru?"

Did he just invite me over for dinner? I answered almost immediately!

"Da! That should be fun!… Uh… You don't mind if I brind Vodka, do you? I love vodka!"

"Sure, I don't mind-aru."

"Okay, so what time can I come over?"

"If you want to come for lunch then as soon as possible, but if you want to help make dinner around 2:00-aru. I don't know when we'll starting eating, it might be past 6:00-aru."

"Can I get you address first? I just need to take a shower and stuff, da?"

Is this it? This house looks very… normal. Dull yet comforting.

DING DONG

"Ivan! Welcome to my home-aru!"

"Allo, Yao!"

I took a step inside and it was amazing, da! There were small statues of dragons, amazing paintings, everything was just beautiful!

"This is amazing! My home is like a piece of crap compared to this, da?"

"Hahaha! Thank you-aru! Let me show you around. The house was amazing, until he took me to the backyard. It had so many flowers, stones, waterfalls, I couldn't take my eyes off of it!

We had lunch and dinner. It was fun making it. We had a lot of laughs. He tried vodka for the fist time. He hated it. It was the most fun I've had in months, so I invited him to my house another day.

It was already dark out by the time I left. Walking home was relaxing. I felt a little dizzy, drinking that vodka. But I didn't drink enough for me to pass out. I heard banging when I came to the block where my house was. The closer I got, the louder it got.

Oh no… Don't tell me…

I rubbed my eyes hoping it was just the vodka getting to me and it'll go away. But no. This was n hallucination. There was Natalia hitting the door that she already left dents on rom previous time!

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