Disclaimer: Not mine. NCIS taint mine.
A/N: Mmm... Utter silliness. I was just having some fun with our favorite tv characters. Forgive me this mindless fwuff.
Office Bingo
The Autopsy Room
"Aww c'mon Ducky, it's a brilliant idea," she gave her audience her brightest smile. "You know you're bored. And you too Palmer. Don't even try to pretend you're not. I saw you building that toothpick sculpture. Where'd you get those toothpicks anyway? Nevermind, don't answer that. Just say yes. Pleeeaaase?"
"Office Bingo, Abby? I feel that our time at work could be put to much better use. In fact, if you are truly lacking mental stimulation, I could tell you about…"
"No. No thanks. I mean, maybe later, cause this is infinitely more fun. And mentally stimulating. It won't get in the way of anything… and it'll just… spice up our day! It'll be like spiked cider on a cold winter's day. Ahh, I see a smile on your face Palmer. I sense your interest. I sense it!"
"Well, it could be fun. I was getting pricked a lot by the toothpicks," he held up his nine bandaged fingertips. Only the left pinky was unscathed.
"Presuming I do intend to partake in this game, how would we know the other has actually seen or heard these things?"
"Honor, Ducky, like the Marines. Haven't you worked with Gibbs longer than us? Tsk tsk. Ducky, don't tell me you don't trust me," she batted her eyelids. "Scuitos never lie. Well sometimes. But only teeny tiny ones. Like when I told Palmer his new haircut didn't make him look like Harry Potter…"
"Hey! You did? It does?"
She waved away his sad puppy dog look. "I did, it does. But that doesn't matter now cause we're talking about Office Bingo. Are you guys in or not?"
"Oh, fine. I don't quite see the harm for a little fun. And I think it'll be the easiest $40 I've made in awhile since the last time…"
"I'm in."
"Mr. Palmer, remember protocol. Do not interrupt me when…"
"Perfect. Remember first rule of Office Bingo is that we do not talk about Office Bingo. The second rule of Office Bingo is that WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT OFFICE BINGO… especially to Gibbs. Let the games begin!"
TBC
Has a good one!