((A/N: hey looky, another TOS fanfic from miss mallory! so anyway, i was trying to think of something original, and if anyone else has already done this I'm very sorry. so yeah, i switched all the charaters Genders. thusG Switch! tada! names were kind of hard. but you'll figure it out!

i do not own Tales Of Symphonia. only in my dreams... this first chapter is short, but anyone who's read any of my stuff knows chapters are always short! enjoy!))

A really smooth sexy female voice tells the tale as the camera does some strange swooping.

"Once upon a time there existed a giant tree, it was blah blah source of mana. There was a war, yeah a war peoples, and it totally died. So yeah, a heroine's life was like sacrificed and such. So yeah, the God was real sad like so he went up into the heavens and told the angels: You must wake me, cause if I sleep in I'll be late for my hair appointment!" A smacking could be heard in the background, "I mean, the world shall be destroyed. So the angels bore the Chosen one, who would climb up to the tower and start the regeneration… of the world. That's it right? I don't have to say any more intro?"

Blank darkness.

"Linda Irving, wake up."

"Linda!"

A random chalk brush hit Linda's long, flowy chestnut brown hair. "Gahh!" she exclaimed, looking around at the tall white haired man that stood in front of him.

"How do you manage to sleep standing? I mean a chick of your laziness?"

"Oh, Professor Ron! Is class over?"

"Oh whatever I don't care. Gina! Answer the question!" He said, walking back to the front and looking down at a girl wearing a short white dress and matching hair.

"Yes Ron," she muttered sarcastically, rolling her eyes, "I'll answer the damn question. What was it again?"

"Martha?"

"Oh right. Martha the hero was good and stuff so she totally saved the world by stopping some important war and getting' rid of those Desian people!" Gina seemed very proud of her knowledge, and Linda decided to secretly call her "That stuck up biotch" from now on.

"Good enough. So anyway, to shorten this up. Desians bad. But, before you ask Linda, cause I know very well you didn't pay attention yesterday," Linda stood their with her mouth half open, "they're back cause of some dumb reason. So today Cole will go on a happy quest to save us all. Cole! Tell us about this quest."

Cole, the hot hunky yet klutzy blonde, (who Linda had this HUGE crush on), stood up from his seat, "See dude, I go, I save the world. Story finished." He winked at Linda and she blushed bright red.

Ron rolled his eyes and a big bright flash came from the window.

"Ahh! Light will hurt my new dress!" Gina screamed, diving under a desk.

Ron walked to the door, "You brats say here, I gotta go check on this temple so I can learn history and stuff!" He said, a glint of insane insanity in his eyes.

"Dude," Linda said to Gina, "Your brother is so weird. Kind of hot, but weird."

Gina crawled out from under her desk, "Oh we all know you're to in love with Cole to date my brother. That and he hates you."

Linda looked over at Cole, who was staring at the ceiling, "I'm bored. Hey Cole?"

"Yeah Linda?"

"Wanna get out of here?" She winked.

Gina gave her a dirty look.

"I mean, to check out the temple and everything."

((sure, the temple. thats what she's checking out... review please! or i'll be sad and won't do any more...))