Well this is a sequl to little bug
zack edwards is starting to piss me off so im gonna kill him make him go out in style.
i'm not gonna tell you who the cc killer is yet you gotta guess.
THE BUG KILLER
ZACK
George is about four and Sara and dad still going strong.
George is very much like me, he can be a little git sometimes, but he's very clever. He's already started school, in second grade already.
His first word was....well, words, were "Fuck me" which had Sara nuts. I think that's Sara's fault; I've been in the house while they were "doing it" and all I heard was her screaming obscenities. Then I heard Grissom say, "Jesus, Zack's downstairs." Or maybe it was during the horror films he watches. He's a huge horror movie fan. My fault. Not a good idea for a 2 year old to watch "The Exorcist."
Grissom and Sara asked me to babysit while they went out for some alone time. So I did. Anyway, George found my DVD collection and put a horror movie in the DVD player while I was in my study--so I didn't know what was going on until I heard screaming and chainsaws whirring. I went in and there he was laughing his little head off to "Hostel." Strange child. I hid behind the couch when I first watched it.
Sometimes I really wonder if he's going to be a serial killer. I mean he already knows how to hide a damn body and when he spends time with Sara at the lab he sits in my office pretending to be me! Giving out orders to Jenna, Rob, Abby and Mike--my team. One time I left a case file on the desk when I was down at an autopsy. George came in and read through the file. When I came back, he said, "I think the mother did it."
"What?"
"This case. The mother did it, I bet you $15 that I'm right." He was right too!!!
He's a 4-year-old CSI! I set up mock crime scenes for him sometimes, like when Sara can't get a babysitter he comes to the lab. I set a crime scene in my office or in the break room, like, Who pinched my coffee?
I used to call him the "miniature killer" not realizing what that meant. When I called him that, Sara went really quiet. I had no idea she was kidnapped by the Miniature Killer, Christ, I've known her 7 years and she never told me. I also didn't know that Nick was kidnapped and buried alive. I asked him once why he doesn't like being sneaked up on and that was his answer. And Warrick, the guy George is partly named after, was murdered. Grissom had a good team. Still does. And I could never be as good as a leader as he was, which is what people want. I can't be that.
I don't speak to my mother now; I don't even speak to Harry. We hate each other. We can't be in the same room with each other without tearing each other a new one. I can't believe that we used to be so close.
Harry's life is all about routine and normalcy. If something throws that off, he can't cope, he gets angry and just chops that bit of his life out. In this case, me and Grissom. But I still love him, he's my brother.
COPY CAT
I'm going to kill him, and his colony of bugs. We were once so close...together.
Him and that bitch with his bugs. Just you wait. Just you wait.
GSR
She poked him in the ribs again. This time he stirred and looked towards her. "What!!?"
"You're snoring." She rolled back over and tried to get back to sleep.
"I'm sorry. It's not my fault my wife decides to ride me till I fall asleep...........I'm sorry bout that." He snuggled up closer behind her.
"Mmmhhhhh..................I'll get you back." She moved onto her back and pulled him on her.
"Sara...I'm not going to last long." He adjusted himself so that he was on the she straddled him.
"Well..... let me help."
ZACK
OH MY GOD they were at it again! You'd think 7 times in one night was enough. .I know Dad isn't getting any younger, neither is Sara, but Fucking like Rabbits is a bit too much.
Thank god it was only one night I was staying here (my apartment flooded) but I haven't had a wink of sleep. It makes it worse because they aren't being very quiet, good job. George could sleep though a nuclear blast.
I could hear everything. "Oh God Gil right there oh ah ah!"
I turned over and stuffed my head into the pillows.
"OH GOD OH GOD SARAAAA!"
I squished my head further into the pillow. That sound usually indicates he's close (I've heard them more than once.) It's times like these I wish I hadn't had my hearing sorted out.
Finally it was over, well I thought.......they did it twice more. Then I looked at my watch: 6:30, time for work.