"Hey there pretty lady said link link was trying to get some action from girls unlike his brother who banged 5 girls at the same time link was jealous of him since and he won't STOL until he gets what he wants:a shot in the dark.
the girl he was talking to was Kate and sweets was with her "pretty lady?"asked Kate "it's better than what he called me"said sweets "what was that?"asked Kate "sexy momma"she said shivering.
"Look link I'm waaaaaaay too old for you"said Kate "you're not to old for me"said link "I'm getting wrinkles and I'm old enough to be your grandmother"Kate squeaked.
"Come on my brother gets girl all the time"complaned link "thats because he's a slut you're aren't"said sweets "come on give me a break here"he begged.
"Oh all right I'll do it"said Kate rolling her eyes "no I will"said sweets "really?"asked link getting his hopes up.
"Yeah really"sweets said walking up to him,turning around and bending over "let's get it on"she shouted so link put is dick in sweets ass and started thrusting "oh wait I have something to tell you first"said sweets "what is it?"asked link.
"This"she said then she farted on link's dick "ugh sweets"exclaimed Kate "I'm sorry I couldn't resist"giggled sweets "oh wait I have a big one coming".
Then she wrapped her back legs around his waist then she farted a storm "I'm not stopping until your dick melts off"shouted sweets then she started booty bopping on his dick farting each time She even let out a loud wet one
"OK now I'm done"said sweets "ugh look link if you're that desperate fuck lois"said Kate "really she's available did my brother get is claws on her?" Asked link "nope just wait for her near her den"said Kate.
Link waited for lois for an hour until Kate came "sit tight she's coming"Kate said smiling then she left then Lois came in looking sexy and walking towards him.
"So link would you like me on top?"asked Lois "uh huh"nodded link then she sat on his dick "let's get it on"link said then Lois started to grind her hips on him and started to bounce on him "this is awesome"shouted link then link noticed something on Lois front paw.
"Lois what's that"asked link he touched it and it glowed and linked looked up but didn't like what he saw "HUMPHREY"yelled link Humphrey chuckle link looked down and their dicks we're grinding.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS"screamed link "I can't hide this any longer I'm in love with you"said Humphrey "what I'm not gay"said link embarrassed "don't hide your feelings"Humphrey said rubbing his chest "what feelings".
Then Humphrey kissed him "don't worry I'll be gentle"said Humphrey as he flipped link on his stomach and put his dick his ass.
Outside the den were Lois and Kate "I feel bad"said Lois "me too"said Kate they heard Humphrey grunting and groaning and whimpering "let's apologize after"said Lois "agreed"said kate.
As they walked away they heard Humphrey screaming in pleasure
"OH COME ON OH OH OH OH OH OHOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH and boom goes the dynamite"sighed Humphrey "help me"whimpered link.