Ok. Here I go. My first fan fiction. I always welcome criticism and one review will get you one FREE cookie! This is the second story I've uploaded today

WARNING! If you like twilight, this may be offensive to you. May. If it's not offensive go ahead a read on.

Enjoy!

Summary: Ron, Hermione and Harry have a conversation about what Muggles think about mythical creatures.

Lunch in the Great Hall was usually a time where students -from Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry- can discuss topics that they don't really have time to discuss during the morning classes. Although, there can also be many serious debates about certain topics. Like Muggles.

The golden trio (consisting of Ron Wesley, Hermione Granger, and the infamous, Harry Potter) was having a debate on muggles during lunch like most wizards and witches in training commonly do.

You see, Ron had just leafed through a muggles book he found in the library. Hermione was surprised that the library had actually allowed those books; Hermione thought muggles were losing their touch to classic literature. Whenever she returned to her parent's house for the summer, the books she found in muggle store left her speechless. They were so ridiculously annoying.

Well, back to the topic at hand, Ron was surprised. He thought muggles had a better view on mythical creatures.

"I mean Blimey Harry! They think Vampires, bloody vampires, sparkle! How did they come up with something so bloody retarded?" Ron told Harry, astounded by this new piece of information that he learned during Potions class (Ron never really liked paying attention to the slimy Severus Snape)

Hermione gave a snort in agreement. "I know! I have seen a vampire before and they most defiantly do not sparkle! They sparkle less than a bloody rock!"

"But, Hermione! Rocks sparkle!" Ron exclaimed.

Harry and Hermione gave Ron a 'dude-ur-so-retarded' look. (THANK YOU TARA! I LOVE THAT MY IMMORTAL IS SO BAD IT'S FUNNY)

"No. Ron. They don't. Why they bloody hell would rocks sparkle?" Hermione stared at Ron nervously.

"Of course they sparkle Hermione! They sparkle almost as much as a unicorn's navel!" (I have no idea where this came from… but I'm so scared by the *twistedness of my brain)

"I'm… I'm so… so… scared…" Harry and Hermione stared at Ron questioning his sanity, eyes wide with fear.

"Why…why must you do this… why must you be so mentally retarded?" Hermione screamed grabbing Ron by his robe.

"SOB SOB SOB WHY CAN'T YOU ACCEPT ME!" Ron burst into depressed tears and for the rest of the day was curled up in a ball in a corner of the great hall…

And the muggle discussion was put on hold for the meantime.

*Twistedness is a word that I don't think is a word... HOORAH.

Ok. This was made purely out of amusement. I was sooooo bored in S.S yesterday because we had a sub. Yeah… I have no friends… yeah… ok well review! ONE FREE COOKIE!