It was a dark, foggy night in castle Brennenburg as Nickelback-Chan strolled through the blackened corridors. As our hero lit a few candles and sat down at a desk he began to drift into a deep slumber. He dreamt of lollipops and gumdrops.
He was awoken by a loud thudding sound as the door behind him was thrown against the wall. In walked none other than Boyfriend-Chan. A menacing smile crossed Nickelback-chan's face as he stood from his chair.
"I've been waiting for too long..."
Boyfriend-chan began his slow hobble over towards him and Nickelback-chan put his hands around the creature's torso and pressed his hands against his butt.
Many hours passed with many much butt touching.
Can't think of anything else to write
Gonna get so much hate mail.
gerflobelhooven.
The end.