Author's Note: Ok. This is a mind-numbingly stupid fanfic filled with crack, crack, and more crack. All because I got this Hetalia belt at Hot Topic, and they had random people next to each other. So I paired everyone together, and BAM! this piece of shit was formed. So enjoy, and bask in the stupid stupidness.
Pairings:
Canada/Greece/Ukraine/Poland/Switzerland/Finland/S ea-land/Hungary/America/France/Lichtenstein/Austri a/Sp-ain/Estonia/Lithuania/Latvia/England/China/Ru ssia/Ital-y/Belarus/Romano/Germany/Japan/Canada
Canada was sitting forgotten at the World Conference as normal, (hugging Kishendosbendumbledoraexplora, his bear), when a sleepy looking country sat down beside him. Canada recognized the man as Greece.
"Hi Greece," Canada said quietly.
"Hello. Who are you again?" the brunette asked blearily.
"I am Canada."
"Oh." Cue random topic change. "Do you like cats?"
"I...I suppose I do..." Canada replied.
Greece suddenly looked more awake. "You're not a dog person right? 'cause I chop up dog people and feed them to my cats."
Canada wisely shook his head 'no'.
Greece smiled, leaning back tiredly. "That's nice. Are there cats where you live?"
"I...well, there are domestic ones...we also have Canadian Lynxes."
"Oh. Are Canadian Lynxes fluffy?"
Canada nodded solumnly. "Yes. They are very fluffy."
"Good, good. Do they have little whiskers and little paws?"
"Yes they do."
"Very good. Can I invade your vital regions tonight so I may see your kitties?" Greece asked, smiling slightly.
"Of course!" Canada answered, smiling as well.
A/N Yandere!Greece. Yep. I went there. I'm sorry for this fic, btw.
Oh, and the reason Kumajiro's name is so long: Authors jack up his name so bad in fics, that I decided to extend on it. :)
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