Here is the next piece in my game show universe. I thought I'd have it up soon, but life happens. Hope you all enjoy.
Weakness
"This week on the Weakest Link we have competitors from other reality shows and they're all from McKinley high school." Ann says as all the attention shifts to the eight young adults.
"We all graduated from high school already!" Santana shouts before Brittany manages to slap her on the back of the head.
"San be nice our baby girl is right there." Brittany warns her wife.
"Sorry," Santana sheepishly says looking over at their one year old daughter whose sitting on the laps of both of their mothers.
"Continue," Brittany says nodding at Ann.
"First we have Quinn Fabray." Ann says.
"I just want to beat Santana at something." Quinn says.
"Next up we have Artie Abrams." Ann says.
"I am the smartest guy here." Arte confidently says.
"Our next contestant is Mike Chang." Ann says.
"I'm hoping that I can win this show." Mike quickly says.
"And next to him is Tina Cohan-Chang." Ann says.
"I'm not related to Mike though we are dating." Tina says.
"Our next contestant is Kitty Wilde." Ann says.
"I'm still in high school Santana." Kitty shouts over at her.
Santana is about to say something back when Brittany gives her a look of shut the fuck up.
"Up next we have Brittany Lopez-Pierce." Ann says giving the girl a rare smile.
"Hi everyone this is Spencer mine and Santana here daughter." Brittany says.
"And her wife Santana Lopez-Pierce." Ann says.
"I like you," Santana says actually liking this host.
"And finally we have Sam Evans." Ann says.
"Sam I am."
"Okay now that we've met our players I'll explain our game to you. There will be six rounds and at the end of each one of you will be voted off until there is only two. You'll have two minutes and thirty seconds to answer questions the more consecutive answers you get the more money you can earn, but as soon as you get one wrong it goes to zero. To bank the money in the chain all you have to do is say bank before I ask your question. Quinn will start off this first round." Ann tells them. "Your time starts now. Quinn, what continent has the fewest flowering plants?" she says.
Quinn freezes as she tries to think of an answer.
"Um…Australia?" Quinn asks.
"No Antarctica, Artie."
Artie answers his questions right away as does Mike and Tina before Kitty banks it. They all end up getting asked four questions never stringing more than four answers together.
"Well you all banked twenty six thousand dollars this round. Now it's time to vote off the Weakest Link." Ann tells them.
Each of them is fastly writing whomever they want voted off. Santana's slightly worried that's it's either going to be her or Brittany even though they did really well.
"Quinn you start." Ann says.
"Sam," Quinn says shocking Santana.
"Santana," Artie says ducking in anticipation of being attacked.
"Sam," Mike says.
"Sam," Tina says, her and Mike always make the right decision.
"Santana," Kitty says to no one's surprise.
"Sam," Brittany says thankful that she put Sam's name down instead of Kitty's name.
"Kitty," Santana says always one to get revenge.
"Not me," Sam says jokingly. "Santana."
Ann nods before turning to Brittany. "Brittany, why Sam?"
"Well I know out of all of us that he's the least likely to answer questions right to help us bank money." Brittany says leaning into Santana who has moved over to hold her wife.
"Good enough reason," Ann says ignoring Santana. "Quinn why Sam?" she asks.
"Honestly it was between him and Brittany, but ultimately I chose Sam because Brittany's proven to be good at these kind of shows." Quinn says hoping Santana won't be upset.
"That's right my woman is amazing!" Santana shouts.
"Well Sam you actually were the weakest link this round so goodbye." Ann says.
Sam waves to his friends as he leaves.
"If I'm honest it's not really that surprising that I'm gone first. I did horrible in that round. Trivia is not my best subject." Sam tells the camera.
"This next round ten seconds will be coming your time. Mike will be starting this round as he was the strongest link." Ann says.
Santana grumbles as she has to go to her spot, but Brittany shoves her over never one to want to lose. The blonde gives her wife a you fucking better behave look.
"Okay Mike, what does the N stand for in NATO?" Ann asks.
"North," Mike quickly says.
"Correct, Tina…."
Tina, Kitty and Brittany all get correct answers and to everyone's surprise Santana doesn't say bank. They're all waiting on edge to see wither they can bank twenty-five grand or if Santana will lose them ten grand.
"Correct, Santana, what powers the Sun?" Ann asks.
"Fusion?" Santana says after a second of thought.
"Correct,"
"Bank!" Quinn shouts.
The rest of the round their money chains never get over five thousand."
"This round you managed to bank forty-five thousand dollars bringing your total banked amount to seventy-one thousand dollars. Now it's time to vote off the weakest link." Ann says.
Santana smirks as she writes her answer causing Brittany to roll her eyes.
"Quinn who are you voting for?" Ann asks.
"Santana," Quinn says.
"Kitty," Artie says unable to vote for Santana yet as he thinks she'll help them win more money.
"Brittany," Mike says looking very worried over at Santana.
"Quinn," Tina says.
"Santana," Kitty says as she knows that Santana will vote for her.
"Quinn," Brittany says knowing she has to get rid of Quinn and Kitty to make sure her Sanny stays.
"Kitty," Santana says with a smirk.
Ann shakes her head. "Well we have a three way tie between Quinn, Kitty and Santana our strongest link from this round Mike gets to decide which of the three of you ladies will be eliminated next."
Mike's not sure who to eliminate first.
"This is hard, but I'm sorry Quinn you've got to go." Mike says.
"Well Quinn you weren't the weakest link Artie was, but now you are the weakest link." Ann says.
Quinn glares at Santana as she walks off stage.
"Somehow I know Santana had something to do with it which is why I tried to get her off first." Quinn says.
Santana's all smiles as Quinn leaves hoping this means that either her or Brittany can win. They need more money to spoil themselves and their daughter. Not that they've spent even a fraction of the money, but still she wants to make sure that they have enough to last the rest of their lives.
"Ten more seconds are coming off the clock. Mike are you ready?" Ann asks.
Mike nods and Ann reads the question.
"How many wives did Henry the eighth have?"
"Six," Mike easily says.
This round goes very similar to the first. The highest they reach is ten thousand. Artie for a second round in a row doesn't answer any questions correct. This irritates both Kitty and Santana who share a look of he's next.
"This round you all banked twenty-seven thousand five hundred dollars. You have ninety-eight thousand five hundred dollars total banked thus far." Ann says. "Now it's time to vote off the weakest link."
Brittany frowns as she tries to decide who to vote off Artie or Kitty.
"Okay let's start off with Artie."
"Santana," Artie says glancing over at Santana.
"Artie," Mike says.
"Artie," Tina says.
"Artie," Kitty says nodding at Santana.
"Artie," Brittany says reaching over to grip Santana's hand.
"Artie," Santana says smirking.
"Santana, why did you choose Artie?" Ann asks.
"He sucked last round." Santana says shrugging.
"Okay well Kitty why Artie?" Ann asks.
"He keeps hitting on me at school so he had to go." Kitty says all smiles.
"Artie you were the weakest link and are eliminated." Ann says.
Artie rolls off the stage upset that he lost.
"I honestly thought I would win." Artie sadly says.
Brittany curls into Santana as they wait for the commercial break to be over.
"We need to get rid of Mike." Santana whispers.
"Why?" Brittany softly asks.
"So one of us can win." Santana says. "If we don't do it now then we'll likely lose and you know I hate losing to anyone, but you."
"That's only cause you get lucky every time I win." Brittany whispers back kissing her cheek.
"Ten more seconds are being removed. The strongest link from last round was Santana." Ann says to everyone's surprise. "Santana, where is the Suez Canal?"
For a second Santana stares ahead blanking.
"Um…England?" Santana asks.
"No the correct answer is Egypt. Mike….."
They manage to get a good string of answers going with the last four questions and manage to bank ten grand right before time expires. Over all the round was bad with everyone getting at least one questions wrong.
"That was a pitiful round with you all banking only twelve thousand dollars. You now have banked one hundred and ten thousand five hundred dollars." Ann tells them. "Now it's to vote off the weakest link."
Brittany pouts that she has to vote off her dancing buddy, but she'd rather have Santana stay.
"Mike you start voting off." Ann says.
"Brittany," Mike says feeling bad.
"Kitty," Tina says frowning that Mike didn't vote with her.
"Mike," Brittany softly says.
"Mike," Santana says feeling a slight pang of guilt.
"Santana," Kitty says frowning at the fact that no one else said Santana.
"Mike, you were actually the strongest link and Kitty was the weakest link, but unfortunately you have been voted as the weakest link." Ann says.
Mike kisses Tina cheek before leaving.
"I'm sad that I didn't make it to the end, but it was a smart move by Santana and Brittany." Mike says.
"Tina as the second strongest link you get to start this round. You're losing another ten seconds off your time." Ann says. "Tina, a human adult has how many wisdom teeth?"
"Four,"
"Correct,"
The next four questions they get right too and all four are thinking that they might be able to get the top dollars this time.
"Kitty, what is the correct name for the Australian wild dog?" Ann asks.
"Dingo," Kitty easily says.
"Brittany, in math, 'proper' and 'vulgar' are types of what numbers?" Ann asks.
"Fractions," Brittany says with a smile.
"Santana, what is the shallowest ocean in the world?" Ann asks.
"Um….the Artic Ocean?" Santana frowns.
"Yes and with that you all bank the top amount of one hundred and twenty-five thousand dollars." Ann says. "You now have a total of two hundred and thirty-five thousand five hundred dollars. Now it's time to vote off the weakest link."
Santana sighs hoping that she can manage to last one more round.
"Tina start off the voting." Ann tells her.
"Santana," Tina says.
"Tina," Brittany says.
"Tina," Santana says.
"Santana," Kitty says.
"Well we have a tie and as we can't make just one of you from last round the strongest link as you all did the same exact thing we'll have to use the last strongest link Tina." Ann says.
"Santana," Tina says as it's not like she's going to vote herself off.
"Well Santana you have been voted off as the weakest link." Ann says.
Santana pulls Brittany into her kissing her deeply.
"Win this for us baby." Santana whispers kissing her cheek before walking off the stage. "Frankly I'm shocked they didn't try harder to get rid of me earlier. I just hope Britt can last this last round and win us some money." she says.
"Tina you get to start this round as strongest link." Ann says.
Brittany frowns wishing that Santana was still next to her giving her encouraging smiles and blowing kisses at her.
"Tina, according to the bible, how long did Methuselah live to be?" Ann asks.
"Oh god, seventy-seven?" Tina says.
"No,"
The round for the three of them is horrible Brittany gets every answer wrong hoping that Tina and Kitty will vote for each other thinking she'll be easy to beat.
"Wow you girls sucked that round only banking four thousand five hundred dollars. You three have banked a total of two hundred and forty thousand dollars." Ann says. "Now it's time to vote off the final weakest link."
"Kitty," Tina says smirking.
"Tina," Kitty says also smirking.
"Tina," Brittany says knowing she'll have an easier time with Kitty.
"Well Tina even though you were the strongest link that round you are the weakest like." Ann says.
Tina sadly walks off the stage.
"I really thought I could last till the end." Tina says.
"Kitty, Brittany before we decide who gets all the money you have one last round. In this round we'll double however much money you manage to bank." Ann says. "Kitty you'll be starting this round. Kitty, in the 1700's, what did some residents of London purchase to avoid going to hell?"
"Insurance," Kitty says.
"Correct, Brittany, how many squares are there on a standard chessboard?" Ann asks.
"Sixty-four," Brittany confidently says.
"Correct, Kitty, what railway linked Moscow and Inkutsk in 1900?" Ann asks.
"The….um…..trans-Siberian," Kitty says trying to remember the name.
"Correct, Brittany, what was the principal language used by the ancient Romans?" Ann asks.
"Latin," Brittany says super glad she just watched that movie about Rome.
"Correct, Kitty-"
"Bank," Kitty says wanting to have some money in there.
"Apart from drinks what used to be stored in pub cellars?" Ann asks.
"Um….fruit," Kitty says.
"Wrong, corpses is the correct answer. Brittany, which Halian city-" a bell buzzes. "It looks like this round is done. You banked ten thousand dollars which we have doubled to twenty thousand." Ann says. "Now we're onto the final round where you two will be playing for two hundred and sixty thousand dollars."
Both woman nod as they mentally prepare to take on one another.
"I will ask you each five questions and whoever gets the most right will win. Brittany you were the strongest link last round so you'll be starting." Ann says. "How many days does a cat usually stay in heat?"
"Five," Brittany says all smiles.
"Really," Kitty whines thinking it's unbelievable that Brittany of all people would get that easy of a question.
"That is right, now Kitty what element begins with the letter K?" Ann says.
"…Krypton?" Kitty asks hoping she's right.
"That is correct. Brittany, what's the ballet term for a 360 degree turn on one foot?" Ann asks.
"You've got to be kidding me." Kitty mumbles.
"Pirouette," Brittany happily says.
"That is correct. Kitty, who averaged one patent for every three weeks of his life?" Ann asks.
Kitty's face goes blank as she has no idea at all.
"George Bush?" Kitty asks.
"No, that is nowhere near the right answer; the right answer is Thomas Edison." Ann says.
"Shit," Kitty grumbles.
"Brittany if you answer this question right then you'll have the lead." Ann tells her. "Where is Notre Dame?"
"Um…..this is hard…..Washington?" Brittany says totally confused Santana's the one that drives them places and makes sure she doesn't get lost.
"No, it's in Paris." Ann says deciding to be nice to the sweet girl. "Kitty answer this question right and you'll be tied again."
Kitty nods ready for this.
"Who became the U.S. president when Nixon resigned?" Ann asks.
"Ford," Kitty says thinking that was easy.
"That is correct. Brittany, a clog is worn on which part of the body?" Ann asks.
"Foot?" Brittany says frowning as that was too easy.
"That is right. Kitty, how many years did the Hundred Years War last?" Ann asks.
"A hundred years?" Kitty says.
"No, the correct answer is a hundred and fifteen years." Ann says. "Brittany if you get this question right then you'll win. What is the largest bone in the human body?" she asks.
Kitty throws her arms in the air as it seems like Brittany is getting all the easy questions.
"Your femur," Brittany says all smiles as she knows this since during her senior year a freshman broke her femur on the Cheerios.
"Brittany you are the strongest link and have won the two hundred and forty thousand dollars." Ann says.
Brittany who's all smiles opens her arms and catches Santana who flings herself into her wife's arms.
"You. Are. Amazing." Santana says kissing her wife's face all over.
The two women are lost in kissing each other.
"Well until next time this is the Weakest Link." Ann says.
During the credits it's shown a small woman and tall blonde woman carrying a baby reach the two women kissing and slapping them on the backs of their heads.
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"Sanny hurry up with the popcorn the show's almost on!" Brittany shouts. "Oh and bring some apple sauce for Spenc."
Spencer smiles at the mention of apple sauce. She's a year old now and a little fire cracker just like her mommy.
"So baby what show do you want to do next?" Santana asks coming back in.
"I was thinking the mole, but I don't want to leave Spencer for any amount of time yet." Brittany pouts.
"Don't worry about that baby I'm sure I can make them let us bring her." Santana softly says.