Well, I've seen about three Harry-Potter-performs-Les-Mis, and I was thinking... CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES! And then, after that, I thought ENJOLRAS IS DREAMY! And then I though STAR WARS! So, yes, Star Wars perform Les Mis, brought to you by Eppy Liz! Everything and anything could go wrong.
Eppy Liz: Anakin, Luke, stop trying to kill each other. Leia and Han, stop kissing. PADMÉ WILL YOU PLEASE STOP CRYING I AM TRYING TO STAGE A PERFORMANCE HERE!
Yoda: Angry, she is.
Eppy Liz: Yoda, you're not helping.
Yoda: Try, I do.
Eppy Liz: Does anyone her speak Yoda? No? UGH! Why is everything so flipping complicated?
Luke: You think your life is complicated? I discovered my dad was an evil Sith lord who wanted to kill me and I almost fell in love with someone who turned out to be my sister!
Han Solo: HFUDSHFGDSHFIEWUWEIRJWEOIJ
Eppy Liz: OK, that's pretty messed up. But... NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR LONELY SOUL LUKE! And on that note... you can be Marius!
Luke: Back up! Say what?
Padmé: Have you not been listening to her these last three months?
Luke: No. I was too busy fighting aliens and being awesome.
Eppy Liz: You are not awesome Luke. Anakin is awesome. You are not. We are staging a performance of Les Mis because I am bored, OK?
Luke: No. No we are not.
Eppy Liz: YES WE ARE AND YOU ARE MARIUS SO DEAL WITH IT!
Luke: ...
Eppy Liz: Anywhoo. Anakin can be Jean Valjean because you are both REDEEMED! Yay! But Anakin is redeemed too late and he dies. Nuuuuuuu! Why did you have to DIE ANAKIN?!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Is she alright?
Padmé: Oh, she'll get over it. Probably.
Eppy Liz: I'M OK NOW! Moving on! Padmé can be Fantine, Leia can be Cosette, Obi-Wan can be Enjolras and, um... CURSE YOU GEORGE LUCAS FOR HAVING PRACTICALLY NO FEMALE CHARACTERS! Padmé, you'll have to double up as Éponine.
Luke: So... my sister and my mum both have romantic feelings for me?
Eppy Liz: It's called ACTING!
Ahsoka Tano: What about me?
Eppy Liz: You're not in this because all you're in is the stupid Clone Wars, and the Clone Wars is rubbish. I mean, whose stupid idea was it to animate Star Wars anyway? IT DOESN'T WORK!
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Are you sure she's feeling OK?
Eppy Liz: Ahem. Well... Qui-Gon Jinn can be the bishop and Han Solo can be... OHMAHGOSHYESH GRANTAIRE!
Han Solo: ...
Eppy Liz: And then... The Thenardiers... Jar Jar Binks can be Mme. Thenardier and Yoda can be M. Thenardier!
Yoda and Jar Jar Binks: ...
Eppy Liz: DOES NO ONE LIKE MY CASTING?
Everyone: ...
Eppy Liz: Grrrr. Look, just GO WITH IT! Now, Javert... Ooh! THE EMPEROR! THE EMPEROR CAN BE JAVERT!
The Emperor: No. I am not being in this stupid play. I will kill you with my magical lightening and my red glowing stick of awesomeness.
Eppy Liz: We have been over this before. Anakin and I are the only awesome ones here. And I think you'll find I'm the author of this story. So you WILL BE JAVERT.
The Emperor: Hmph.
Eppy Liz: Young Anakin can be Gavroche and Young Padmé can be Young Cosette!
Anakin: Do you know how disturbing it is seeing a younger version of myself?
Padmé: It is kinda creepy...
Young Anakin: HFFJSDHIOJDEFIEOFVD
Young Padmé: HUFIDSHFUEWREWFKO
Eppy Liz: ... Anywhoo, the storm troopers can be the National Guard and the rebel pilots can be Les Amis! Yay!
Luke: Can I-
Eppy Liz: If you say one more word I will rip your head from your bod and eat your eyes for breakfast.
Leia: Charming.