Sora: The author is currently unavailable right now, as she has had a major blow to her ego.
: NO I HAVE NOT!
Xemnas: You're right. You have not suffered a major blow… you have suffered the biggest blow ever in the history of major blow's to your ego
: I WOULDEN'T BE TALKING 'MANSEX'
Xabrina: Whoever you are, m, the author hasn't finished explaining my personality yet! And what da heck is a 'Mary Sue' award?
Riku: Hey, What happened to the author, Sora, and Xemnas?
Xemnas: , No, Please, No, STOOOOOOPPP!
Sora: *muffled screams*
Cleo: Sora is on the floor groveling to the author's butt while the author stabs Xemnas with a needle.
: DO THE DISCLAMER ALREADY!
Scorpius: Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors in any way, shape, or form.
: My first review ever, ruined….
Riku: here's a cookie.
: This was not originally my story. It was my friend, Mary's story until she gave it to me (written down) in 7th grade a few weeks before she changed schools. She had up till chapter 3. I helped to write chapter 3. After chapter 2 I want you, the reader's, to submit ideas to create a story. I will also be asking Mary for ideas, now that we go to the same school again, Sprayberry (WHOOT!). Chapter 3 is unfinished, for now.
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"In the Earthen year 2009, and the Alien year who-knows-what, a highly advanced race of civil beings began probing life on other planets. These tests none whatsoever a result, until they tried the 3rd planet in a distant solar system. There, they found primitive life.
It was on this planet they began searching for friendship among the stars. They didn't have to wait long; the species there were evolving, dominating, domesticating. They decided to build living probes to first decide if this strange species was able to cope with the idea of another sentient beings living beyond their grasp. The race decided upon a race with stealthlike bodies, the ability to live with and without human company, and to go where no other alien has ever dare ventured.
Feline is the species they picked. It was the perfect animal. But something went wrong during the growth of the living probes. What emerged from the test tube growth chambers was not a semi-"normal" group of alien house-cats, but a group of sentient, ethnical, domestic wildcats. This change, however, went unnoticed and the mission proceeded.
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:OOOO0000oooo, kinda gives you the chills, don't it?
Xemnas: *groans from pain*
:!KKURLEL! KKURLEL! KKURLUL!
Xabrina: Z-* Sayzuwazzanow?
Riku: The author burned her tongue and is casting Cure.
Xabrina: Ahhh…
Riku: …
Xabrina: …
Riku: …
Xabrina: … What happened to Sora and Xemnas?
Riku: Sora passed out from fright due to the story.
Xabrina: And Xemnas?
Riku: he disappeared.
Riku: …
Xabrina: …
Riku: …
Xabrina and Riku (In Unison): It's quiet… … …It's TOO quiet