it was a hot blooded sundie night. the noise of the owls hooting in the skie just made this night perfect for making a baby. jenobi wan kenobi thought to himself "do i really want the responsiblity of looking after a baby" at that moment he was attacked by viscious sand people who stole his beloved jaba the hutt and were planning on eating him with their traditional sand people ceremony. the sand people were going to carve up his liver and share it amongst the babies of the tribe. jenobi needed to rescue her beloved giant in order to make a baby with him. she didnt particularly care about his safety, only to have some rough tender sex later than night and possibly nights. as she approached the entrance she saw 10 sand people all dressed in a casual christmas ensomble. jenobi thought to herself "there are too many for me to have sex with at once so i may have to kill a few of them". as she punched them in the face she noticed hot balls of lava spewing from her vagina. "why not use them for my advantage she thought"
running frantically towards her treasured jaba the hutt. as she rescued him the leader of the sand people came out in order to duel with the jenobi who had spewed balls of lava at his tribe. slowly the clan leader made his way towards jenobi and as she anxiously waited to be struck down he presented his penis to her as a token of his appreciation. dumbfounded she slit the leaders wrist and rescued her lover. later that night she proceeded to do wat she had hoped to do for that whole night. 9 months later and 100 great times jenobi produced a hidious baby girl who she later ate whilst having her morning cup of tea.