This song parody should express Tenshinhan's feelings around Lunch/Kushami's double personality (I think it drives him crazy!!^_^). The second part is mostly dedicated to Lunch, the first to Kushami. I added the telling of her stoty at the end.
The song "Livin' la vida loca" isn't mine and it will never be. Ricky Martin owns it.
I don't own Dragon Ball/Z/Gt. It is property of Akira Toriyama, bird Studio/Shueisha and Toei animation.
Livin' la vida loca
Sung by Tenshinhan(!!!!!) to Lunch/Kushami
She's into high temptation
Black guns and hand grenades
I feel a premonition
This girl's gonna make me fall
She's got a new addiction
New kicks in the candlelight
She'll make you take your
money out and go running in the rain
She'll make you live her crazy life
And she'll take out all your pain
Like a bullet to your brain
Upside inside out
She's livin' la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And hair are all blonde
She will wear you out
Livin' la vida loca
She's livin' la vida loca
Woke up in Satan City
In a funky capsule house
She took my heart
And she doesn' t remember
She must've sneezed now
Lunch never hurts a person
And makes you go
To a picnic
Once you' ve had a taste of her
You'll never be the same
Yeah, she'll make you go insane
Upside inside out
She's livin' la vida loca
She'll push and pull you down
Livin' la vida loca
Her lips are devil red
And hair are brunette
She will wear you out
Livin'la vida loca
She's livin' la vida loca
.....
What do you think?Like it?Yes?No? Do you want me to write an epic or single fics on Tenshinhan & Lunch/Kushami? Please tell me!!! Oh, I could write poems too. ^_^ They're the forgotten couple... sigh!!!
Lunch/Kushami was Roshi's maid; he asked for a beautiful girl to Goku and Kuririn in return of his training, so they brought her to him. She stayed with Roshi at his house, but she left him just after the 23rd Tenkaichi Budokai to go to live with Tenshinhan (she met him at the 22nd Tenkaichi Budokai).
We see her back in Dragon Ball Z (the cut part :( ). She prepares a really big dinner for him, with the money she has stolen. She asks him to go to rob a bank with her, but he refuses and goes back to train. His object is controlling the waterfall near his house. A sudden earthquake provokes a flood, and Tenshinhan saves Kushami from it (only when she's in danger he's able to control the flood, how sweet :). The cold water makes her sneezeand turn into Lunch, who wants to go back to the Kame House (after 5 years with him). But somehow shje sneezes again and follows Ten to the Karin Tower. Then we see her back only after when Tenshinhan's dead, in a desert bar, drinking and cursing. Poor Kushami :(
Luckily, when Tenshinhan is revived, she goes to live with him and life's happy again. Sorry 4 the lack of pariculars, people!!^_^