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Giving up his examination of the boys for the moment, Kakashi turned his attention to the last member of the genin team he had been assigned. As expected, it was a kunoichi. Hmm. Pink clothes, pink hair… I sense a trend. I wonder if that's her natural hair colour? It was at that moment she turned her head towards him, and Kakashi saw that she had her hitae-ate tied around her eyes. Hmm… blind - or posing. She's still in the academy though, so she must have some kind of chakra sensing jutsu, which means she definitely isn't as weak as she looks… This could be fun.

"Hmm. My first impressions of you are…" Drag out the pause… 3, 2, 1,

"…you're all idiots."

Kakashi smiled at the look of shock on their faces, his visible eye crinkling happily.

"Meet me on the roof."

I love my job.


Author's Notes:

This is the plotbunny which will never be a story, because it's horribly Mary-Sue and Super!Sakura. Still, it's fun to muck about with the scenarios and stuff- getting rid of writer's block for one story can often be achieved by writng something different for anothe story.

These drabble-ettes will be of varying length, updates will be sporadic, and most of the time you'll be scrathcing your head and going 'huh?' as they have no sense of order and I won't be explaining what the heck is going on unless I get some really pissed off reviews. Which isn't likely, cause this story is going nowhere.

Well, anyway, have fun reading. Review if you want- and tell me if there's anything you'd like me to write. I might take up the challenge, might not. Depends how busy I am at the time.