Ziva and Tony tell Tali a barbi princess story...not the most conventional.
Tony walked into the living room only to see Tali still sitting on the sofa.
"What's wrong princess?" He asked tentatively.
"Bed time stowwy." she pleaded. Tony nodded and carried the tired tot to her room, Ziva having helped him with the doors. Once in bed Tony sat on one side and ZIva the other. "Ok Tateleh, what is this story about?" Ziva asked. Tali was thoughtful for a moment. "Barbie." She said curtly.
"Ok well, Barbie made many mistakes I must say. One day she went to princess school, and when she got there sh thought she might have been related to the former princess, she decided that she needed to find the magic crown. When really this problem could have been solved with a simple paternity test." Ziva started.
"There was an evil woman there, who had whacked barbie's real mama! She got in trouble, because she didn't hide the evidence well enough. Unfortuanetly the federal agency looking into the case managed to some how over look that Princess. Sofia had left no body." Tony explained.
"Not like aunt Abby, she kill no ebidenc! she cook uncle gee intide out!" Tali chipped in.
"Yes, When Barbi was trapped in that palace, she could have killed that guard using a hair pin with ease." ZIva advised before being cut of by Tony.
"Sweety I thought it was paper clips?" He wondered out loud.
"Same difference, six of one half dozen the other, yes?" ZIva clarified. Tony nodded.
"Good job there on that phrase by the way." He comlimented.
"Also when barbie found she was princess Sofia, she could have used the recorded message at the end of the movie as a confession, she could have put that bi-meany away for years on accounts of, kid napping, murder, and there was probably other things." Tony told his daughter.
"Not to mention the buttler was involved, so aiding and abeting. tamering with the chain of evidence. Why though?" Ziva pondered.
"She was a pretty woman probably paying him in se-grown up love." Tony said, correcting himself.
"Yes, just remember Barbie should have dressed more practically, cargo pants and a t-shirt would have served her better." Ziva mused.
"Well, me and mama gonna have some of that grown up fun we earlier discussed, night princess." Tony laughed, kissing Tali's temple.
"Yes Tony, if you behave. Good night Tateleh." ZIva giggled, kissing her on the cheek, as they walked out Tali's eyes felt heavy and so she went to sleep.
A/N what do you think? Wonderful eh?...Just saying Barbie has a lot of kinks yet to be worked out. I tried mate, I tried.