A/N: Well Fuck. I have to retype this long but short a/n. ughhhhhhh. ANYWAY~ Un I'm not doing that update once a month because I have school, which equals to homework and shitty projects. So I'll update my stories whenever I can. I-I can't remember anything else :P

One cannot own Hetalia when one has no Nook, tablet, and 2DS privileges, non?

HELLO IF YOU ARE FROM ANY WHERE IN THE US INCLUDING PUERTO RICO, CAN YOU TELL ME WHAT IT'S LIKE THERE? INCLUDING THE FIVE STATES THAT RAISED THEIR HANDS? Thank you very much. And sorry for yelling.


"So! Since D.C. is like too young-"

"AM NOT!"

"To start a meeting at his place, I'll start it for him" South Carolina said patting the capital's head while he pouted. "So like we planned on trying to make Dad seem all smart and stuff so I say we give them tobacco so they can talk and smoke!"

Kentucky looked up. "I agree with South Carolina-"

"Shut up or I'll hit you with my wine bottle!" California said, her mouth in a frown as she smacked her hand on the table.

"There's no way- especially coming from you two that we are going to give some nations some tobacco!"

"If Ohio and SC don't get along, how can I diss them both?"

"William T. Sherman bitch!"

"Hey Ohio, why is it like us people from the North or South sound different from you?"

"Because of my accent-"

"Why don't you want to sound like us? Do you hate us that much?"

"N-No! D.C. it's just Georgie that I... don't get along with! And I was born with this accent, jerk."

"You wanna fuckin say that to my face, jackass!"

"Hey D.C.! Do you want some cheese!?" Wisconsin said as Ohio flipped off Georgia causing the Georgian to jump over the table and tackle the Ohioan and the two began to roll on the ground biting and kicking while screaming curses. "Ooh! Do you have any cheddar and cracker too?" Wisconsin skilled, "Of course! And I think Washington has some apple juice too!"

Two fourteen year old girls looked at the scene; one in amusement, the other in disappointment. "You guys are so immature." The brown eyed girl with a twinkle in her eye said. "And you're older than us too!" The blue eyed girl with golden rims scoffed. They both looked at each other and smirked. "Why don't you just sit down and have some salsa?" Both girls asked.

"That's too spicy!" They both yelled while Mississippi took their bowl and chips and started to eat.

Utah, one of the quieter states, leaned over and smiled at the Mississippian. "Hey, why don't you stop them Missy? You know they will stop if it's you. Even if you don't have your weapons."

Mississippi stood up, walking away from the two fighting states. "Who said I didn't have my weapons. Anyway why should I do somethin like that for free? Nuh uh." She stopped at a tanned lady with long curly blond hair tied in a yellow, white, and blue ribbon. "I'd rather go gambling with Louise and eat some po boys." Then walked two seats away to see a lady that looked almost like her. "Then Bama will go gater huntin with us."

Florida, who was sitting in front of Alabama, was humming throughout the meeting. She smirked at the Mississippian and said, " Your so tough, next you'll go snake huntin."

"C'mon now Missy, you should leave Alabama alone!"

Puerto Rico and Hawaii decided to play with their dolls the whole time.

Arizona rolled her eyes as New Mexico groaned out, "Guys be quiet!"

Those two weren't the only ones losing their patience. Pennsylvania usually only spoke to Georgia and tried to make sure that this meeting would go smoothly, but that plan failed. She poked her younger sister in the neck with her pen, getting her attention. Penn nodded her head once, getting the younger to sigh in relief. She stood up and slammed her hands down, yelling "Hush up!"

Georgia and Ohio stop fighting, paling at the state. "Virginia?!"

She smiled when she realized that everyone was looking at her. "We called the meeting to find a way to make Dad seem smart, not to fight about our past (Most of them doesn't need to be mentioned) and since everyone (usually) listen to me we're going to have four meeting per month. Rico, D.C. and Virgin Islands are optional and each meeting has to last at least three days. Now if you want to start next month's, and you're sure, raise your hand, but do it where you don't insult anybody."

Five hands went up.

"So we have Rhode Island, Delaware, Connecticut, Hawaii, and New Jersey. Is that okay?"

"Yeah." They all groaned out.

"Now for today's meeting." Virginia said making all of the states sigh. "Since we're at D.C. place, we might as well let him go." she sighed out, making the your nation smile in delight. He stood up in his chair making MD and VA yell or look in worry.

"Let's switch out his papers!"

"...What?'


history facts:

California is the state that produces one of the most wine in the US.

SC and Kentucky is one of the states that produces the most tobacco.

William T. Sherman burned like this lone line all down Georgia during the Civil War (?) so they have this little frienemy thing going on. They're really best buds though, unless his name is mentioned.

Wisconsin is famous for its cheese in the US.

New Mexico makes really spicy salsa, or so the people from there say. It probably is.

Arizona and NM are side by side and they became states on the same year so they are going to be the 'twins'.

Virginia is the mother state so everybody usually listen to her (sometimes).

Washington makes the most apples.

Mississippi has a lot of shooting and killing and is almost getting up there with Chicago, so she's going to be like a punk England with an attitude.

Louisiana has alligators, and has amazing po boys. No lie. Oh and MS was only able to go to LA for gambling until a few years ago when they made one in Pearl.

Please correct me if I am wrong with this information.


Character info

Name: Virginia

Human Name/Nicknames: Isabella Jones, Izzy, Bella, Ginny (Is it okay Rambler?)

Age: 25

Height: 5"4'

Gender: Female

Birthday: June 25th

Hair color: Dirty Blond

Eye color: Green

Mother Nation: England

Father Nation: America

Siblings: The states, Puerto Rico, Virgin Islands, Sealand (sorta-ish) (Lol it just underlined sealand XD)