Just Pretending

Just Pretending

An Artemis Fowl Fanfiction

Pairing: Guess!

Rating: Usually PG/ PG- 13, but will get up to R in later chapters.

Warnings: Nothing in this chapter.

Disclaimer: I own nothing! Artemis Fowl belongs to Eoin Colfer (Damn it) and the song 'What Is This Feeling' belongs to whoever owns Wicked. I'm just playing with their toys; I'll give them back.

Prologue: What Is This Feeling?

Artemis stared at her.

What is this feeling, so sudden and new.

She stared back.

I felt the moment I laid eyes on you.

"So you're Fowl, huh?"

He nodded. "Yes."

My pulse is rushing

She raised an eyebrow.

My head is reeling

"You don't look like a Fowl."

My face is flushing

What is this feeling?

Artemis scowled. "What's that supposed to mean?"

"Oh, you took me seriously? I didn't realize…" She smirked.

Fervid as a flame

Does it have a name

Artemis' cheeks grew red.

Yes

Her smirk grew wider.

Loathing

He hated her!

Unadulterated loathing For your face

Your voice

Your clothing

Let's just say

With all his heart.

I loathe it all

Absolutely everything about her just made him want to die.

Every little trait, however small

Makes my very flesh begin to crawl

He had to marry this girl?

With simple utter loathing

The idea was repugnant.

There's a strange exhilaration

In such total detestation

Artemis winced at the very thought of waking up next to Ursula Canterbury every morning.

It's so pure, so strong

He couldn't do it, that was all.

Though I do admit it came on fast

Still I do believe that it can last

And I will be loathing

Loathing

You my whole

He couldn't.

Life

He wouldn't.

Long

Ursula smiled at him.

"See you at the wedding, Fowl," she said, wiggling her fingers at him. Artemis winced. What had he gotten himself into?

The End

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Love and Loathing

Raelin Lupin