Why do you think your good enough to be with Rukia Kuchiki
Ichigo – What the hell is this?
Renji-Some kind of dating test that rangiku did without Rukia knowing about it
Byakuya- … I'm her brother
Toshiro- WHY THE HELL AM I HERE!
Ikkaku-….. Who the hell is Rukia Kuchiki?
Yumichika- oh don't you know anything ikkaku Rukia KIuchiki is captain byakuya kuchiki younger sister
Ikkaku- Shut the hell up I knew that
Ichigo- sure you did
Ikkaku- I didn't ask you did u strawberry
Ichigo- who the hell are u calling a strawberry you asshole
Renji- you know the faster we get through the questions the faster we get out of here
Toshiro- this is ridiculous I'm going to kill my lieutenant
Ichigo- fine well to answer the question because I'm always saving her butt when she needs it
Renji- Because I'm awesome
Byakuya- …. I'm her brother
Toshiro- I don't know and I don't care
Ikkaku- cause I can kick anyone's ass that try to mess with her
Yumichika- cause I'm beautiful
Byakuya- none of you are worthy of the Kuchiki name
-Everyone but byakuya sweatdrops-
2. Do you think Rukia's weak
Ichigo- Nope not a chance she's one of the strongest people I known
Renji- Now way in hell she's weak and I'll murder anyone who calls her weak
Byakuya-… No Kuchiki is weak
Toshiro- no I don't think your weak someone with ice type can never be weak
Ichigo- cocky Asshole
Toshiro- you want to say that again
Ichigo- awe what's wrong sortie
Toshiro- … I will murder you and when u die and come to the soul society I will murder you again
Ichigo- there's no point of taking this test cause with that comment Toshiro just proved he's perfect for her I mean think about it
There both hot tempered
There ice wielders
They both are short
Renji- Rukia s not short she's fun sized
Ikkaku- fun sized huh? And have been having your fun with her huh Renji
Renji- 0/0 t-that's not what I meant
Byakuya-…Renji … if u so much as look at my sister funny I will end your life
Yumichika- My My Renji I never know you and Rukia had something going on
Byakuya- and what do u have going on with my sister
Renji- N-nothing byakuya there's nothing going on
Toshiro- if she and Renji are together what the point of this crap
Renji- where not together! Damn ikkaku you see what you did
Ikkaku- whatever moving on nah I don't think she's weak
Yumichika- I have seen you fight and you fight beautifully
3. What do you think of your couple name ( ichiruki/renruki/bayruki/hitsuruki/ikkruki/yumiruki)
Ichigo- what's not to like our name rock together
Renji- ichiruki sounds like crap but renruki rocks
Ichigo- What did u say renruki sounds like some anti itch cream
Renji-shut the hell up jackass
Byakuya-…. Bayruki? …. I'm her brother you people are crazy
Toshiro-hitsuruki … I kind of like it
Ikkaku- our name is weird
Yumichika-our name is beautiful
Ichigo- say beautiful one more time I will beautifully kick your ass into next week
Yumichika- someone as unbeautiful as you can't touch me
Ichigo- yeah you want to bet
4. if you were to date Rukia how would you let people know she's yours
Ichigo-I'll kick any guy ass that tries to hit on her and tell them that the midget is with me
Renji- I'll give her a ring or something
Byakuya- she already has the Kuchiki name what more can I give her
Toshiro-I don't maybe I'll give her a necklace made out of my ice so it don't melt and it'll have my spiritual pressure coming from it so everyone know she's mine
Ikkaku- I'll just leave love bites all over her body hahahah
Byakuya- scatter senbonzakura
Ikkaku- H-Hold on Captain Kuchiki I was just kidding NO NO NO NO …..I'M SORRY I DIDN- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Toshiro- idiot
Yumichika- ….. Is he ok..
Toshiro- he'll be fine just answer so we can move on
Yumichika- okay we'll where matching feathers
Byakuya- no Kuchiki will be seen with that distasteful feather
Yumichika- Distasteful! How dare you! You sir know nothing of beauty
Byakuya-and you sir know nothing of style