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Chapter 1: Conversation
6 Pokemon sat down, A Minun, Plusle, Zekrom, Reshiram, Ninetales, and Mawile
"I brought you guys here about the possibly upcoming auditions" Firepupz the Reshiram said,
"Whatever." said Minus the Minun
"Dear brother!" said Plus the Plusle
"Sorry!" said the male Minun
"YOU GUYS KNOCK IT OFF!" Zekrom yelled
"Sorry!" said the twins and Firepupz
"Why do you have Team Rocket's audition tape on your phone, Minus?" asked Plus
"Cuz it is the most damned funniest thing ever!" said Minus as he played the video, no one can believe what they saw
Jessie and James were trying to use a stuffed Pikachu doll for their tape,
"Go Yamask!" said James as he threw the Pokeball containing Yamask
"Use... uhh Psychic!" said James again
"Can I have the Pikachu?" asked Meowth as he scratched the heck out of the Pikachu doll until it was in shreds
"NOOOO! MY PIKACHU DOLL!" said a little girl "YOU KILLED PIKACHU!"
"WE DIDN'T MEAN TO! IT'S FOR OUR AUDITION!" Said Meowth
"YOU RIPPED HIS TAIL!" she said as they saw the damage, "JERK!"
She cursed off with the doll, saying jerk over and over again
"Sorry about that." said James
"That's okay, I will find a sewing kit." Said the little girl's older sister
"Is this thing on?" said Meowth
The video ended with a shot of James' Jessie's, and Meowth's teary eyed faces
The entire table laughed their heads off
"Now, what shall we do now?" said Minus?
"I don't know." said Zekrom
"LET'S WATCH MY LITTLE PONY!" yelled Mawile happily
"No!" yelled the boys
"Fine..." Said Mawile
"Did you know they are a few vore pics of Reshiram and Zekrom?" Said Mawile, trying to gross out the 2 sets of twins "And a few preggie pics of Plusle and Minun on DeviantArt?"
"Excuse me, I need to find the men's bathroom and vomit uncontrobally now." said Minus as he stood up
"Eww..." said Plus and the Yin-Yang Pokemon
PLEASE STAND BY
"Now were back to The Minus and Plus Show!" said the cheering Pokemon
"Sorry about that guys!" said Plus "My brother vomited after what Mawile said!"
"I said sorry like infinity-trillion times now." said Mawile
"Not good enough!" said Firepupz offscreen
"Kay!" said Mawile "I brought Plus' audition tape in where she tries to feed Minus a hot dog!"
Plus was eating a hot dog until Minus sat down
"Have a hot dog." said Plus
"I'm not hungry." said Minus angrily
Plus then climbed on top of him and tried to force feed him the hot dog while he squirmed about
"I'M NOT HUNGRY AND I DON'T EAT MEAT!" Minus yelled
Plus stuffed the hot dog in her counterpart's mouth
"Ohhh God!" Minus said as he ran off for the bathroom and vomited
The video ended with a shot of Plus' happy face
"Embarrassing.." said Minus as he clutched his stomach in pure disgust
"Yeah I remember that!" said Plus happily "SO FUNNY!"
"Yeah." said the Yin-Yang twins with a smirk
"DON'T EVEN MENTION IT HERE!" yelled Minus
"Fine." said Plus
"Bye guys, I'm leaving." said Furrx the Ninetales
"Bye." they all said
"Not funny." said Minus in disgust and anger
"Plus! that was really funny" exclaimed Firepupz
"Yeah!" said Plus
Then Team Rocket came, trying to kill Minus for the audition tape