Naruto: Hello and welcome to Naruto: 20 questions! Our lovely Scorpio-chan here will be asking various celebrities questions about themselves. Scorpio nee-chan?
Scorpio: Thank you Naruto ^^ and as you all know, I don't own Naruto
SASUKE
1) Do you have any plushies or stuffed animals that you used to sleep with or still do?
I had one once…actually I still have it. It is a Fox plushie
2) Do you like Naruto?
Yes…I mean No. NO!!! No I do not like Naruto! He's loud and annoying and…
Dreamy?
Yes and Dreamy…WAITE! WHAT? NO!!! NO HE IS NOT!!!!!NO, NO, NO!!!
Hehe you like Naruto!!! This is going to make a lot of fan girls happy!
I DO NOT!!!
But you just said you did!
ARGH!!! CHIDORI!!!!!
…Ah Fuck... Can I at least have a ten second head start?
…Five
3) Ok. Do you know what Yaoi is?
WTF is that?
You don't know what Yaoi is? Well it's *whispering*
*Sasuke looks disturbed* You're nasty
4) Do you like your Sensei at all?
Why would you ask me such a troublesome question?
I don't know…just answer it.
He's okay I guess.
5) Do you wear boxers or briefs?
Boxers of course!
6) What are on your boxers right now?
I don't know. *mumbles* Foxes
7) Why do you hate your brother so much?
Wow your really retarded if you don't know the answer to that one
8) How do you get your hair to stay up like that?
What do you mean?
You have a ducks ass on the back of your head
You really want to die don't you?
9) Why are you so good at everything?
Well duh! I am a genius. *looking smug*
10) Do you like sweets?
No. I hate them
11) Do you like ramen?
…uh yah
Why?
It…reminds me of someone
12) Would you go on a blind date with one of your fan girls?
No
13) What would you do if a rabid fan girl came up and started to molest you?
I would Chidori her ass.
14) Do you like cats or dogs?
Neither. I like foxes
15) What's your Favourite movie?
Black hawk down.
…You're a creepy person
16) What do you think of your yaoi fan base out there?
I have one thing to say to you yaoi people…Your all sick freaks! Sick and twisted and WRONG!!! Paring me up with my brother…WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
17) What would you do to someone who was a yaoi writer?
I would tie them down, and slowly torture them with my lightning techniques untill they die!!!…Why do you ask?
*starts to back out of the room slowly*
18) Why are you half naked?
I'm NOT half naked
…O.o *snickers* And he calls himself a genius.
19)What do you think of your Sasuke x Sakura fan base?
Why the HELL would you people pair me up with that useless, mood swinging bitch? I hate her! In case you forgot, I did try to kill her.
And you know…I whish you did.
20)You are aware you have to word 'UKE' in your name right? Is this implying something?
THAT'S FUCKING IT!!! CHIDORI!!!!!!!
FUCK!!! KAKASHI SAVE ME!!! *Kakashi in the background sleeping*
Naruto: Sasuke teme! Stop! She's just a normal civilian!!!
Scorpio: *screaming like a banshee* KAKASHI YOU USELESS JOUNIN! GET UP OFF YOU ASS AND SAVE ME!!!!!
*Kakashi still sleeping*
Iruka: Uhh…yes, um…well if you have any suggestions for characters or questions, feel free you click that little green 'Review' button at the bottom of the page. SASUKE STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!!
Scorpio: *Sobbing in pain*