Title: Love at First Kiss
Author: Loki.1827
Pairing(s): SasuNaru
Genre(s): Humor, Romance
Rating: T
Contains: Yaoi (Homosexual, Boy-on-Boy loving) Cursing, Minor Character-bashing, Future Lime/Lemons
Summary: What would you do if some random but good-looking blonde suddenly kisses you in the middle of a shooting? Of course, stalk and make them fall in love with you, says the famous Uchiha Sasuke.
Disclaimer: Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto and its characters.
A new story. Hope you'll like it! :)
As the cliché goes, it was just like any other normal school day.
Normal meaning your mask-and-eye patch wearing teacher in English was already half an hour late, probably lost in '—the road of life', which was probably the lamest excuse ever made. And normal meaning two girls, one platinum blonde and the other a cherry blossom pink haired, were gossiping about their Greek god incarnate of an idol, though it was a bit different this morning.
"Sasuke-kun's going to visit our school! Kyaaaahhhh!" Two high pitched voice suddenly disturbed the chattering of the other students in the room. At the mention of the name 'Sasuke', the other girls abandoned what they were doing and joined the sources of those shrieks.
"The very existence of that name is the bane of every man in the male populace," Kiba said with a sigh while was petting the head of his puppy Akamaru who was sleeping on his lap,"Except if you're a bi or a homo."
Naruto wondered up to this day how the hell his best friend managed to get the dog inside the school premises when posted on the gate in clear, bold, all caps letter was: NO PETS ALLOWED. It was one of the big 5 rules in the private Konoha Academy. When the blonde had asked him, Kiba replied him with a comically shocked face and in shout:
"Akamaru's not a pet! He's like my brother reincarnated in a form of a cute dog!"
His traversing mind was pulled back into the present discussion.
"Troublesome. I don't mind him at all but he makes almost the entire female students scream that I can't get my nap." Their resident lazy genius Shikamaru commented with his signature bored look. He had his feet on the top of his desk while his hands were supporting the back of his neck, his hair was ponytailed so high that its ends were sticking up like a pineapple's crown.
"You only care about getting your sleep, lazy-ass. Don't you ever care about how the girls here are so obsessed with that actor?" Naruto asked. His blue eyes stared at Shikamaru, his inner wheels working in figuring out how does Shikamaru Nara manage to be on the top of their class if he sleeps mostly of the time. "We'll never get girlfriends if this continues!"
"I'll only date a girl who can cook meals that'll satisfy my stomach." Chouji Akimichi kept on shoving handful of potato chips in his mouth. He always eats every five minutes or so since his metabolism was twice as fast for a teenager. Where do those bags of chips come from anyway? The round boy seemed to always produce them out of thin air. Another mystery for the blonde.
His friends had enough mysteries for Naruto's short span-attention to figure out.
The four of them had been friends since middle school, with Naruto entering the circle during their second year. They were now high school sophomores. Their families were well-off, though not extremely rich, just enough richness to send them in a good school and buy them stuff.
"I want a girl with a knock-out sexiness and drool-worthy face to send my brains flying out of our room." The dog lover licked his lips lecherously, his brains conjuring up the image of his ideal girl (the same as the brunette that his Playboy magazine had on its cover).
Naruto already had his perfect girlfriend, wet dream and wife material. He always dreamt of them watching movies, his arms wrapped securely around that small and delicate body, kissing those small heart-shaped pink lips. He was such a romantic sap. He turned his eyes to the clump of girls, blue topaz eyes locking on the cheerily chatting pink-haired girl.
Sakura Haruno. Naruto's ultimate and long time unrequited love.
But his affections are doomed to be forever unreturned. As long as that bastard exists.
The freaking perfectly rich, powerful, famous, intelligent and good-looking Sasuke Uchiha. Everything about him screams absolute perfection! He was a newcomer to show business but already made his name. He even won the most prestigious award that an artist can get; the Best Artist of the Year. And he was the youngest son of the owner of the Uchiwa Corp., a company that deals with medical equipments. And worst, he was only 16, the same age the blonde was.
And that person was actually going to their school to shoot for his upcoming movie. This makes Naruto's blood fume more. He was not much of a contender in receiving his precious Sakura-chan's favors even if the artist was in 2D. Then, what would be his place if Uchiha arrives in full flesh? His existence for the pink-haired would boil down from a minuscule dot to full zero!
It's not as if he could do something about that. His only consolation is if the raven would not notice Sakura. After all, he's got girls that are a lot prettier and mature than her footing him all the time. Though for Naruto, there would be no one to compete for his love's qualities, physically and mentally.
But his opinion might change after a little incident involving a certain raven, induced by a girl-deprived horny best friend.
"You know, you could lighten up a bit, Sasuke-kun. It's not that bad. It's just high school." His manager told him. He was placating the younger man thought it was obvious that it was not working. Sasuke's face was still expressionless as ever though his manager knew when his charge's mood is in foul.
The actor ran his hands over his tousled locks in irritation. Of course high school is not bad;it was absolutely worst. High school is where all the hormonal teenagers flock up. And this is where the most hormonal girls are, the worst kind of fan girls there is. They giggle and gush over you thrice the normal kind of fan girls do. And they have the highest tendency to be stalkers, taking their hormones and messed-up beliefs of true love in account.
Those kinds of girls were his nightmare and now, he was going to enter the den of those rabid girls. Life was sure a cruel bitch.
And the dreaded doomsday had come.
Girls were already flocked out the gates with banners, posters, magazines, DVD covers, even the toothpaste the actor endorsed. They have anything and everything that has to do with the actor. They were after all his devoted, loving and obsessed fans of their dear Sasuke-kun.
Naruto watched them from the window of their room with both of his hands under his chin. The teenage actor would be arriving any minute with that expensive limousine (as other famous actors and actresses had always done in fashion).The limo had arrived and the door opened and before the passenger could get out, ear-piercing shrieks filled the air.
"SASUKE-KUUUUUUUUN! WE LOVE YOU!" the assortment of the female students ranging from freshmen to seniors broke out in complete screaming monsters at the sight of their idol.
Naruto almost fell out of his seat when they screamed at the top of their lungs. They haven't seen the teen itself yet they were already screaming their voice boxes out. Stupid (with the exclusion of Sakura) fangirls.
And the main star of the show had emerged.
TBC...
What do you think? This is my first multichaptered fanfic and I'm afraid its not that good. But still, there's always a huge room for improvement. Review and they'll make my day! ^^