Claire: Nooooo! Not these again, why do I have to be in this story?
Faye; you are not I just enjoy dragging you in here to witness it, now shhhhhhhh, or else you and Shane are over!
Claire: you wouldn't
Faye: hell yeah I would
Claire: if looks could kill (muttered)
Faye: bite me!
Michael: whoo go Faye!
Faye thank you Michael
Claire kiss ass
Eve who's kissing my boyfriends ass
Faye: (ignoring eve) you know Claire I liked you before you met eve, Shane and Michael you were quiet!
Myrinn: hello ladies fighting over me again
Eve, Faye and Claire: in your dreams!
Myrinn: denial
Faye: can I put the story yet
Myrinn: let Faye put her story it's about me!
Faye: sorry for grammar and spelling but most important
This story is based on a story by saphy16 she is an amazing writer and is so funny! So read her stories!
Oliver: kiss ass
Claire: my thoughts exactly
Faye: Oliver do you want me to make you shave your hair and kiss a toilet or eve or both!
Eve: hey!
Faye: so choose what you want to see Oliver do review! Please and I own nothing, remember 5 reviews=Oliver shaving his head kissing the toilet or eve or both!
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Myrinn stumbled into the coffee shop drunk. Very drunk. And walked into Monica causing her dress to rip. And everyone laughed hysterically.
"Oh I'm going to get you Myrinn if it's the last thing I do!" she thought maliciously.
Myrinn sat on a stall at the counter, and said to Oliver "vodka" in a slurred voice.
Oliver reached under the counter and brought out a glass and a bottle of vodka. Then it struck Monica how she was going to get back at Myrinn.
"Seems like Myrinn is going to take a little trip" she said to herself evilly. . .
Monica made her way to the counter "1 vodka and coke please, and make it snappy"
Oliver glared at her but she stared back at him unfazed "I said snappy!"
Oliver turned his back on her and she slipped LSD in Myrinn's drink. Whoops!
"Have a nice trip Myrinn" she thought evilly
Oliver brought the vodka and coke to her it was good but she did a spit take and shrieked " yuck" and dropped the glass and it smashed in the floor then announced " I'm leaving" and she strutted away meanwhile Myrinn drained his glass.
"I'm going to toilet" he shouted to no one in particular mimicking the tone Monica used but it was too slurred to be funny.
Myrinn stumbled into the toilet drunkenly and suddenly a unicorn broke into the stall and said "want to buy some weed?"
And Myrinn passed out on the toilet.
The End
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Myrinn: so that is how that happened o will catch that unicorn if it's the last thing I do.
Eve: OMG we have to work together!
Everyone else; oh no!
(Btw eve has also been visited by the unicorn only eve was totally sober and drugless)
Faye: review and read saphy16's stories also look out for unicorn duo coming soon to a toilet near you