AN: So this is my second story that I just though of on whim really. I think I might have some plot bunnies under my bed…Anywhoo! It's mostly going to be in Roy's POV because every fanfiction I read is in Edward's POV and I'm sick of it! Besides then I get to play with Roy's personality a bit more because in the anime we don't really see his whole backround, I dunno about the manga because I don't read the manga…I should but I'm a huuuuge procrastinator with things, I will get around to it!

Warnings: Yaoi (aka male/male aka slash AN: I mean come on as if you don't know what yaoi is!), violence, it may come off as crack at some points, there may be some smut…probably not because I can't write smut worth petunias (AN: And I don't mean Aunt Petunia from Harry Potter, I'm not that bad.)

Rating: PG-13

Disclaimer? Do you really think that SPOILER!: Ed would still be on the other side of the Gate if I owned FullMetal Alchemist!? Actually (AN: -bounces up and down excitedly-) they're thinking of making another FullMetal movie! But it's just a maybe…they better do it if they know what's good for them! ENDSPOILER: I would be writing a fanfiction about FullMetal Alchemist if I owned it? It would be in the anime!

OH! I forgot this is post-movie! So whatever the movie said hasn't happened nor will happen. And SPOILER!: Hughes is still alive! And Roy still has both eyes intact!

Chapter 1: Colonel Roy Mustang; The Big Fat Meanie?

Colonel Mustang was currently sitting at his desk pretending to do his paper work; he kept looking at Riza making sure she didn't notice the lack of movement his pen was making. He sighed and glanced at the clock, 'Damn! I still have 15 minutes left of sitting like a brainless monkey…or a sea monkey…I should use that one next time I see him…Damnit! Now he's plaguing my mind! First Belle now Ed! I can't take it anymore…maybe I should ask Havoc for a fag…fag…Faggot…Gay guys...Edward…naked Edward…Oh fuck now I have a hard on…just what I need is to be prancing around HQ with a raging hard on…what the fuck prancing? I mean honestly prancing?'

Unbeknownst to Roy a very confused Hawkeye was standing in front of his desk wondering he was thinking about…she decided that after seeing him drool and scold himself that she didn't want to know. Hawkeye coughed loudly and put on her 'I'm going to shoot you if you don't give me what I want' face, "Colonel Mustang, we have a serious problem!" Roy was still lost in his world of prancing and hard ons, Hawkeye rolled her eyes before taking out her gun and promptly shot the desk. Roy jumped out of his skin and stood up looking at Hawkeye with fear, "I swear I was doing the paperwork!" Hawkeye shook her head and put her gun away, "Sir it's not about the paperwork, it's much more serious than that." Roy sighed and ran his hand through his jet black hair, "What is it?"

"FullMetal destroyed a building on his current mission Sir." Roy twitched a bit and growled, "I swear that boy is going to be the death of my whole career. I mean honestly what does the little sea monkey think he's doing!? Blowing up buildings wherever he pleases! Does he even think about the 

danger he puts himself in!? I swear one day he's going to kill himself with the things he does!" Hawkeye stared at her superior feeling quite bewildered, "Sir are you okay? I've never seen you freak out this way before." The colonel sighed and sat back down, "Yes I'm fine, just make sure that he sees me the moment he arrives in Central." Hawkeye and left the colonel's office quickly.

AN: Alright so this is the first chapter. It's sort of like a test to see if I should continue on with it or not...

So review if you think it's worth continuing…no flamers…