Joey: Hello peoplez. I know it's been like a month since I've updated anything, but I've been really busy with school, you know.
Kairi: Yeah, so no reviews saying that the chapters aren't long enough. She doesn't have time to write anymore.
Joey: Thank you Kairi-koi. Oh and by the way, the first person that says that the chappies need to be longer dies. I'm just kidding. I appreciate any reviews, but please don't tell me that the chapters are too short. I've heard that more than enough.
Kukai: Joey does not own Shugo Chara.
Joey: All of the dreams in this story are dreams that I have had before. I have nothing against Michael Jackson or Latinos contrary to popular belief.
Kukai: Sure. Whatever.
Joey: On with the story!!!
My name is Amu Hinamori. My friends are well aware of my uh, interesting life, but not many are aware of my even more interesting dreams.
I'm not talking about life goals or anything like that. I'm talking about the dreams that you have at night when you go to sleep. They can be wonderful, like caramel ice cream. Or they can be horrible, like when somebody throws caramel ice cream at you and then it melts in the sunlight.
My dreams are a mix between the two. They're kind of like when you have caramel ice cream and it randomly turns into Michael Jackson.
I can tell when I'm going to have an especially strange dream by the setting. We'll just call it the big white room. The strangest dreams I've ever had all took place in the big white room. The first of many weird dreams was a few months ago. T
here were a few people in the room: Tadase-kun, Nagihiko-kun, myself, and two girls that I had never met before, Kala and Bree.
Just to make it known, I have absolutely no control over my dreams. Kala literally dragged Nagihiko-kun into one of the corners of the room and forcibly kissed him.
The whole time Nagihiko-kun was yelling "Nooooooo!!! Bree I'm sorry! Forgive me Bree!!! Ahhh let me go!!!" I was thinking What the hell?
I would like to really stress the fact that I have no control over my dreams. Tadase-kun and I randomly started making out. Weird I know. Bree still wasn't exactly ecstatic about Kala kissing Nagihiko-kun, even after Nagihiko's multiple apologies.
She took out a knife and killed them both. Kairi then appeared out of nowhere as Samurai Soul.
When he saw Kala dead on the floor, he spazzed and started singing in a German accent about his feelings to the tune of Thriller. (lyrics disclosed because they are mildly suggestive and racist)
I don't know where Kairi got the machine gun from, but he found one and shot Bree for stabbing Kala. Kairi picked up Kala and disappeared in a cloud of smoke yelling "Later bitches!"
*pan of room* Nagihiko-kun and Bree are both dead. Tadase-kun and I are still making out, but for some reason, Tadase-kun is completely oblivious to everything that just happened.
*end dream*
Kairi: ...
Tadase: ...
Nagihiko: ...
Joey: ...
Kala: LAWL!!!
Joey: Well that was the first weird dream I had. I just set it in Amu's POV so it would make a little more sense.
Rima: Please R&R.
Joey: Bye!!!