Go out with me?
Disclaimer: I don't own this; do not sue me.
Summary: This is basically a variety of ways to ask out your HP crush- or ways; of course, you would want them to ask you! Not just Marauders! I just started it with them because I had a decent idea!
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A) A way of asking them out
B) A character (including personality and description) + your preferred ship, or
C) Just a nice comment- I like the nice comments!
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"Today we will be learning about goblin wars." Professor Binns droned, "Starting with Ugluck the Ugly, who…"
Sirius had already tuned off, and had set about making parchment airplanes and sending them flying across the room.
Tyler Harwood, a fairly new student with a talent for trouble, was bewitching the chalk to write random words on the board, which was then wiped off by the blackboard cleaner-, which had already been bewitched by Remus, who was sat next to her taking notes.
"… Who viciously slaughtered over 400 wizards…"
Tyler leaned back in her chair and put her feet up on the desk.
"When's practice, Prongs?" she asked her cousin, who was in the seat behind her; she'd only just joined as second beater in the Gryffindor Quidditch team, of which James Potter, Chaser and most sought-after boy in the year, was captain.
"After school tonight." The afore-mentioned James Potter replied, "So don't go getting any detentions."
"Righto, Mon Capitan!" Tyler gave him a mock salute and lurched back to a sitting position- a strangely smug grin on her face.
The bell for Break sounded; causing everyone to jump out of their sleepy reveries, pack their belongings into their schoolbags and troupe out of the classroom.
Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin and James Potter trouped out first; along with Tyler, who was still grinning from ear to ear.
They came back a few seconds later, when they realised that Sirius had not joined them.
"C'mon, Pads, what's taking so long?" Remus asked, watching with amusement as Sirius fumbled in his bag.
"I've lost all of my stuff," Sirius grumbled; "My quills, ink, parchment- everything."
"Well you had it this morning," James replied, "Are you sure you haven't just put them in a secret compartment in your bag without realising?"
Sirius raised his eyebrows and looked directly at his best friend.
"I don't have a secret compartment in my bag," He told James grumpily, "That's you. Hang on, what's this?"
He had just found a small scrap of parchment, which had been written on in electric blue ink.
It said:
"Meet me by the lake at lunch, or the stationary gets it!
TH"
"Th?" Remus asked, looking over Sirius's shoulder at the note, "Who's Th?"
"Dunno," Sirius shrugged, "Could mean Theo or something."
"Theo?" James asked, "There isn't anyone in the school called Theo."
"I know, but it's worth a suggestion isn't it?" Sirius asked desperately, "What am I going to do when I don't have anything to write with? Or on?"
Remus laughed.
"I'll lend you some of my stuff," he replied, "Provided that you don't break it, like you did last time."
"You're a lifesaver, Mooney. Y'know that?" Sirius sighed with relief.
The four strode out of the classroom to join the other Gryffindors outside.
"Hang on a minute," Sirius stopped, causing the other 3 to lurch forward, "Where's Tyler?"
"Doing her Transfiguration homework," Remus replied, grinning, "it's due in next lesson, she hasn't done it."
"She did it last night!" Sirius exclaimed as the others practically dragged him over to the lake.
"That was the History of Magic homework," Remus explained, still smiling, "And the Potions that was due in this morning."
Sirius just let the matter drop, but he definitely remembered seeing 'does transfiguring humans into animals affect their mental state? Discuss' on the parchment that Tyler had been frantically scribbling on the night before.
They spent the whole of break discussing The Mysterious Th, and they were very nearly late for Transfiguration, which they had to run to.
"Where the hell have you guys been?" Tyler asked as they entered the classroom, and were lectured by Professor McGonogal on their tardiness, "I've only just managed to save you guys seats."
"Thanks, Tyler, you're brilliant," Remus grinned, sitting down next to her, "We were discussing The Mysterious Th; Sirius got a letter from her telling him to meet her by the lake at lunch or, as she put it, 'the stationary gets it!'- it's quite funny actually; we don't have a clue who she is,"
"I might know them," Tyler replied, grinning in the exact same way as Remus, "What colour?"
"Blue," Sirius cut in, "the same blue you use to write things in."
"I leant some to Tori the other day," Tyler replied, shrugging, "She might have given it to someone,"
"Miss Harwood, will you kindly pay attention to what you're doing instead of turning your mouse into a pink tortoise!" McGonogal snapped.
"It's a purple turtle, Professor," Tyler replied, "A turtle has a different shell pattern to a tortoise."
"Either way, Miss Harwood, you're supposed to be turning it into a bird, not a Turtle." Professor McGonogal told her pupil, "And if I catch you trying to give Mr Black's mouse yellow spots one more time I shall have to put you in detention."
"Yes, Professor," Tyler replied, turning back to her furry purple turtle and turning it into a purple and orange parrot- which was now feathery.
The marauders and Tyler spent the rest of that lesson discussing The Mysterious Th, and trouped off together at the end of the lesson for Defence Against the Dark Arts.
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DADA proved to be uneventful, apart from the fact that the Slytherins all ended up in the hospital wing after they mysteriously ended up growing antlers and tails.
All in all, after the Slytherin incident, it was a fairly pleasant lesson; James and Tyler, as usual, spent the whole time sending the tables charging at each other, Tyler won one game, they drew the second, and James won the third- they nearly ended up in detention as the DADA Professor saw the tables levitating 3 inches off the ground when he entered after escorting the Slytherins to the hospital wing.
Tyler left early to speak to Professor McGonogal (or so she claimed), leaving James to pair up with the rather lonely-looking Peter, who usually had to pair with the teacher and was looking thrilled at the opportunity to cross wands with James.
At the end of the lesson, after repairing tables, chairs and the odd broken nose (one belonging to the teacher, who had walked past as James sent poor Peter flying, the other belonged to Peter himself, who was very upset about it.), the marauders stopped off at the great hall to grab some lunch, just enough for a picnic for two (Just to tease Sirius, who the uttered several rather cuss words which wouldn't look very nice in print) and set off for the lake, making comments about the Mysterious Th all the way.
"She might be a boy,"
"She might be a Slytherin,"
They paused and shivered at the thought.
"You know, you guys aren't making this any easier," Sirius grumbled.
The other three just laughed and set up the picnic.
It was no surprise that they hid behind an obliging bush to see who the Mysterious Th was.
It was a surprise, however, when a familiar blonde-haired, brown-eyed girl came striding over, carrying a bag full of Sirius's stationary.
Tyler Harwood, grinning mischievously, sat down in front of a goggle-eyed Sirius Black.
"I know you're there, guys, so you might as well come out," she called to James, Remus and Peter, who promptly came out from behind the bush as Tyler produced more food.
They spent lunch laughing together, Tyler sitting in Sirius's lap, after he insisted that she do so, seeing as they were now an item ("Says who?" "Me, that's who").
As it turned out, Tyler had asked Remus to help her with the plan, so the reason for his all knowing grin was explained, as was the electric blue ink.
James had suspected that Tyler had had a crush on Sirius, but he hadn't really thought about it- and hadn't bothered to mention it.
None of them had realised that the Mysterious Th may have meant T.H- for Tyler Harwood, Gryffindor keeper and the only girl Marauder.
Well, that's it! I hope you liked the idea! Review, review, REVIEW! Flames will be ignored; I know it's not that good, but I'll get better I swear! ;)
Oh, and don't forget to tell me if you want a character put in, with the preferred ship and manner of asking out (if they do it or if it's the other person) and remember; it's not just Marauder era! Well, that would kind of limit your choices wouldn't it? (Laughs)
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