You've got a problem
With some slime dripping fangs
We bid him adieu
When our huge guns go "Bang!"
You should believe in aliens
Cause an alien
Made your wife a snack
But this happens almost daily
Neuralize you
We're the Men In Black
We print their message
In "Weekly World News"
Folks don't believe it
Till the space creatures ooze
And while Bush is scared of "Terrorists"
Our Earth's doom
Is caused by Vogon
Attack
And while it might be scary
We'll protect you
We're the Men In Black
Some disguised as lawyers
Some disguised as skunks
Some like Michael Jackson
Look human till his face is sunk
We ain't scared of Darth Vader
We ain't scared of no Mork
We ain't scared of Chewbacca
We'll friggen blast the dork
(Agent J: Rap)
Protectin'
Earthlings
On our Planet
Ever since
Man first began it
They've been hid here
As a bull or snail
Our job is one we cannot fail
The human mind erases
And replaces
Traces
But sometimes it don't
That's where our case is
We make folks
Get dumber
So they don't see a Vulcan being a plumber
(Sung)
Roaches check in, but they don't leave
Agents J and K will give them a smack
Cause if you're feeling outer-spacey
You'll be splattered
By the Men In Black
I said…
If you birth some Martian babies
We'll help nurse 'em
We're the Men In Black
I said…
If your gal got zapped to Saturn
We'll retrieve her
We're in Men In Black
Ooh, Ooh
Yeah, yeah, yeah now
Ooh, Ooh
Yeah, yeah, yeah now
We're Men In Black
In weaponry there's no lack
We're Men In Black, Whoo!
We're Men In Black
We'll give aliens a whack
We're Men In Black, Whoo!