Heh heh heh. Don't hate me. This is probably the most messed up crossover I've ever imagined, but so what? I'm still writing..er...typing away.
I STILL DON'T OWN ANYTHING!
Once upon a time, there was a very sexy Prince who lived in a shining Castle. Although he had everything his heart desired, the Prince thought he was too sexy for everyone in the castle to care about them.
One stormy night, an old whiny beggar woman arrived at the castle.
The Prince opened the door, and she said, "Shawn Micheals, can I stay for one night in exchang-!!!"
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF PUPPIES IS THAT?!" The Prince screamed, "HUNTER! KILL IT!"
At that moment, the beggar woman turned into Vicky Guererro which only made the Prince scream louder and run for cover.
Vicky, needless to say, was not amused with the Heartbreak Kid's rudeness. "For that disrespect, you'll have to-"
"Whatever you want just don't touch the face!" he screamed, cowering under a coffee table.
"EXCUSE ME!!! I WASN'T FINISHED!" the castle shook in Vicky's rage. "As I was saying, for being a rude little moron I'm turning you into a beast."
Shawn got out from under the table, "Whoa whoa whoa, Ya can't just come into my house and turn me into some animal! Who do you think I am, Batista?!"
"No, but-"
"Then this whole Beast thing is a little pointless. Here, take a gift basket with all the DX merchandise you can get at /SHOP and have a nice day." He politely escorted her to the door.
"Oh, thank you Shawn! But I can't let you just give me things! Here's a present for you!" she turned around ominously and muttered the magical spell, "Excuse me, But now it's time to REST…IN...PEACE."
The Heartbreak Kid looked at her quizzically, than fell onto one knee in agonizing pain, his eyes rolling into the back of his head. He bellowed as he grew 9 inches and 75 lbs, his gorgeous blonde hair turning as black as the storm surrounding the castle
"I hate DX, and why in the hell were you advertising in a story!?" Vicky cast another spell over his castle, as the entirety of his friends and family disappeared into nothingness.
"You can be normal again when you can prove that you actually like someone else that's not Hunter." she turned to march out of the castle, when she faced him again and said, "Oh, and you can have this thing I was going to give you for your trouble." She brought forth the World Wrestling Federation belt which he grasped onto like a drowning sailor. "The second you lose this, you have to stay like that forever." She walked out with a self- satisfied smirk on her face.