Yo hola, peeps.
Since my laptop's internet has yet to be fixed (still...DAMMIT!) I had to reverse to the 'old'-fashioned way of transferring one document to another computer via a USB stick (yay USB stickx...!!!).
This is my apology story for that...
SOB!!!!!!!
Oh well. I'll manage.
Story Title: "The Rules and Regulations of the Team Seven House"
Main Characters: Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, Sai, & Kakashi
Purpose: ...Reader apology fic??? (hmmm...). Also to relieve my boredom.
Plot: Absolutely none, whatsoever (sorry, guys, were you expecting one???)
Word Count: 434.
Standard Disclaimer: -sighs- NO, I DO NOT OWN NARUTO! There. Satisfied????
Summary: "There are five of us living in one house. let's face it, there are four guys and one girl living together, in a tight, enclosed space (ish). the law needs to be laid down." Team 7 fic.
Author's Notes: Random bleh. I was reading a lot of 'list-Naruto-characters-writing-not-talking' fics lately (did that make any sense??? hmmm...) and I decided to try my hand at it. I think I did standard...ly...well. No extra randomness...same ol' none-exsistent plots? Chhhhhhhheck. (What can I save? my brain was completely fried that day. DAMN YOU, SCHOOL!).
A Question You Should Answer In Your Review (wink wink nudge nudge HINT HINT!!!): I was thinking about extending this and making it more of a stor-ee...should I???
Read.
...Please.
Oh! Wait! One last thing, in case you get confused:
This; kakashi
This; Sasukle (Sasuke...TOMATO-KUN! also see Sasu-tomato)
This; Naruto (NARU-O!)
This; Sakura
This; Sai
Onward, my readers!
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The Rules and Regulations of the Team Seven House
as written by Kakashi, Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, and Sai
There are five of us living in one house. Let's face it, there are four guys and one girl living together, in an tight, enclosed space (ish). The law needs to be laid down.
…Sakura-chan, there is no 'law'.
Tch. Dobe.
GUYS! STOP ARGUING ON THE RULE PAPER!
Sorry Sakura-chan.
Boys, let's let Sakura talk.
Thanks sensei. ANYWAYS, like I was saying…
There needs to be some solid rules. Because I am not doing everything for the rest of you.
…You're not?
NO NARUTO! I AM NOT!
Section One: Household Chores
Everyone does their own share. That includes clean your own rooming, doing your own laundry, and cooking when it's your turn!
A-HEM. This includes you, Sasuke, Naruto, Ka-ka-sh-i! The three of you have lived alone for (basically) all of your lives! SURELY you know how to do laundry and such!
Sakura-chan, Sai lives by himself too. Why isn't he included in the list?
Because he's responsible. Unlike you. And Sasuke. And Kakashi.
Tch.
That hurts, Sakura.
Ha ha, dickless. Suck it up.
SHUT UP SAI!
Guys! E-NOUGH!!!!
If Sakura asks you to do something…do it.
Or else I will scoop out your outsides and feed them to Orochimaru.
Laundry days are Wendsday and/or Sunday. Naruto, Kakashi, and Sasuke are expected to do their laundry on Wendsdays, and Sai and Sakura will do theirs on Sundays.
What if we're away on a mission?
Well, that's just too damn bad.
Section Two: Personal Needs (i.e, Foods, Personal Hygeine Products, etc.)
…Hygeine? Wth, Sakura-chan?
Shut UP, Naruto!
Sakura's not going to take care of you. Don't expect her too.
…What kind of rule is that, Sakura-chan?
NARUTO, IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH, I'M GOING TO DO IT FOR YOU, DAMMIT!
…For once…the dobe's right…
Sakura…you didn't have to knock them out…
What so ever are you talking about, sensei? Yes I did.
If you have certain food fetishes (coughcoughSasukeandNarutocoughcough) don't expect Sakura to fill those cravings. Figure it out for yourselves, dammit!
…Sakura-chan…this seems more like a 'How Not 2 Piss Sakura Off' list…
…Oh-ho…he's awake…finally…
Dobe.
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME, TEME?
A-HEM!
If you're out of something, re-stock yourself up. Sakura's not going to do it.
...NARUTO! STOP TRYING TO WRITE STUPID, PERVERTED THINGS ON THE PAPER!
Sorry Sakura-chan.
So now that we have covered most of the bases, let's review.
Don't piss Sakura off.
Don't piss Sakura off (more).
Do your share.
WELL DONE!
A+...if A+ equals E-!
~THE END~
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Random, no-real-purpose story created out of the lifeless plot bunnies in my skull.
-shifty eyes-
Plot Bunnies: HEY! WE'RE NOT LIFELESS! YOU JUST IGNORE US!
...Not true...
Inner Maybelle: SO IS TRUE!
GAH! ATTACK OF THE INNER! MUST RUN! PLEASE REVIEW PEOPLE!
Plot Bunnies: ... -watching me be chased away by Inner Maybelle- Please forgive Lady Maybelle-san for not updating/posting anything recently! She has been through a lot! ...And we have also been giving her a hard time!
Plot Bunnies: Review her, she would love it (and it would make her post/update something else sonner too!)!
Ja ne,
Me, Lady Maybelle Of Confusion, my crazy inner, and my annoying, whimsical plot bunnies