(Slytherins)
"Unhappy… Unhappy… Very Unhappy
Unhappy… Unhappy… Very, Very, Very, Very, Very, Very Unhappy"
(Goyle)
I got Potions in the morning…
Tons of homework in the evening…
Make sure them answers be right…
(Draco and Slytherins)
Make sure them answers be right…
(Draco)
I spend my days at Hogwarts
With Severus Snape
(Slytherins)
"He's snappy"
(Draco)
My dad gets the job that's thrilling
While I watch and gape
(Slytherins)
"It's crappy"
(Draco)
If I was in the Shire
Ring Wraith would be my goal
I crave a job that dire
Cause my heart's a black hole
(Draco drops quill and struts through common room)
(Draco)
I want to be a Death Eater
Cause a cheap ho doesn't pay
I want to be a Death Eater
Yes, It's Harry who I'd slay
I want to be a Death Eater
Sport a black hood and a cape
I want to be a Death Eater
And sleep with Bellatrix Lestrange
(Draco grabs Crabbe and Goyle.
They saunter, until Draco gets tired of them and knocks them into desk)
(Crabbe and Goyle)
Oooooooooooh…
(Draco)
I want to be a Death Eater
Go and bitch slap Pettigrew
I want to be a Death Eater
And kill you, you, you… And you
I want to be a Death Eater
A Horcrux and Wizard Fights
(Crabbe and Goyle)
Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah, Ahhhhhhhh, Ah
(Draco)
I want to be a Death Eater
And get those sweet dark magic rights
(Draco tap dances)
(Crabbe and Goyle)
He wants to be a Death Eater
(Draco)
Damn right, Guys
(Crabbe and Goyle)
Voldie's great big evil staff
(Draco)
That's how I get my jollies
(Crabbe and Goyle)
He wants to be a Death Eater
With an loathsome wicked laugh
He wants to be a Death Eater
Cast his wand till you die
ZIP!
ZAP!
POOF!
BOOM!
POP!
CRACK!
(Whistling)
He wants to be a Death Eater
Work with folks like Barty Crouch
(Draco tap dances again)
(Draco)
I wanna be…
(Crabbe and Goyle)
He wants to be…
(Draco)
I wanna be…
(Crabbe and Goyle)
He wants to be…
(Draco)
I wanna be the deepest, darkest
And most sinister Death Eater in the world!
(Crabbe and Goyle)
He wants to be a Death Eater
Killed off Dumbledor for only spooks
(Draco)
I just got to be a Death Eater
Work with dad and other kooks
(Crabbe and Goyle)
His dad and more kooks
(Draco)
I want to be a Death Eater
Show the Dark Lord what I got
I want to kill of pros
Just like a mob hit
Read my name in "Daily Prophet"
I want to be a Death Eater!
While I'm here… I ain't… got squat
(Slytherins)
Unhappy… Unhappy…
So unhappy…
Very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very…
Bored
(Draco)
I want to be a Death Eater…
(Draco spoken)
Hold everything!
What am I doing here?
Severus Snape was right!
There's a lot more to me than just studying!
Drop the quill, I want to kick ass!
(Chattering among Slytherins)
(Cornelius Fudge Spoken)
Malfoy!
What you think your doing?
(Draco Spoken)
Mr. Fudge, I got news for you
I'm out!
Here's my cauldron, My ironed and folded school dress robes, and my old Nimbus
(Draco sung)
I'm gonna be a Death Eater
I was born to kill of bums
I'm gonna be a Death Eater
Look out Mudbloods here I come!
(Slytherins)
Mudbloods Here He Comes!