A/N dedicated Robbie, this is semi-based on what my friend Robbie did on camp, everything accept the drunk…ness? (If that's even a word)
Just Catch the Pigeon
Nothing was going to ruin her special day. Nothing, Sara Sidle, nearly Sara Grissom, was pretty damn sure of that. She'd though of everything, checked all possible allergies, and made sure there were many options on the menu, meat and vegetarian, made it clear that she wouldn't be having any champagne, and had threatened to force feed some, for want of a better word, Grissom treats down Conrad Ecklie's throat if he did anything wrong. Yes, she was sure nothing would ruin her wedding day.
It was a beautiful, wedding. Catherine cried, Sara cried, Grissom cried, brass cried, although, that's probably because, Sara stood on his foot. Greg and Nick cried because they were laughing at Brass cry. They said I do and kissed and everyone cheered, and then joined the convoy to one of Sam Braun's casinos. I guess that's the perks of having a dad who owns a lot of Vegas' casinos.
There was a bar and a buffet, the party began well.
"Dude, shut up, I'm trying to get the pigeon, if your making all that noise, then it'll fly off." A drunken Greg scolded Nick as he continued to sneak up on the Brian the bird, as named by an equally drunk Nick. After Brian escaped Greg's clutches, a few too many times. He employed a new tactic. He lay on the floor and Nick and Brass, who just wanted to see what, would happen, sprinkled bread on and around Greg. Sure enough the pigeons came and one even bit him on the ass, resulting in a loud and rude reaction from Greg, all the on lookers, which included; Grissom, Nick, Warrick, Brass, Catherine, Lindsay, David, Archie, Bobby and Hodges who simply said, "Well Greg, looks like u finally pulled a bird." Everyone laughed until, they saw her. Well heard her before saw her.
"GREGORY HOJEM SANDERS!" people cringed at the tone in Sara's voice. Greg jumped up sending pigeons flying around and some got into the marquee, where all the food was. Sara was fuming, Greg was terrified, with reason to be, although when Sara realised he was drunk, she left taking a Grissom with her.
"I can't believe, he's that wasted at 5pm. We don't have a wedding cake, anymore and it's his entire fault." Sara sobbed, as Grissom held her. Greg was going to pay, if he thought decomp tasted bad; just wait till Grissom got his hands on him.
5 Weeks Later:
"Hey Griss, Mrs Griss. Your back!" Greg said a little scarred, yet none the less happy to see the couple. Greg hadn't forgotten his 'incident' at the Wedding, Sara just walked passed him, Grissom opened his bag and handed Greg a bag of "blue Hawaiian coffee" which Greg decided to put to use immediately. No sooner had he poured the coffee and drank it did he realise it tasted weird and spat it out. "What, Greg? Don't you like it?" Sara asked, an evil grin plastered across her face.
Lessons learned: Don't anger Sara Grissom. You won't like what happens next.
The End!
Just a little one shot. My friend Robbie tried to catch a pigeon, outside the imperial war museum when we were at a camp with the ATC (air training corps) it went similar.
I was ½ way through a story and I can't remember its name. Basically it goes like this, Grissom finds a loophole so he and Sara can be together, they get married before even going on a date. If you what the story is called or one similar leave a review please!