Hello hello! I am back again, this time with holds for fanfare, hears only crickets chirping instead Hmph. Well fine. I'm bringing to you undeserving people who can't even bother to give me a few trumpet notes, the secret diaries of the Naruto characters, stolen at great risk from their various hiding places! Yes, I am risking life and limb to bring you entertainment and joy! holds for applause, hears crickets again Stupid crickets! You think you're better than me?! I'll show you to chirp at me! Umm, I mean, uh, just read the stupid things already. Yeah.
The diary of Naruto
Hey! I'm Naruto Uzumaki! Believe it! (0o he even writes this in his diary) So, apparently the team leaders have decided they all want us to keep a journal to monitor our thoughts or something. Huh, I think Kakashi just wants something else to distract us so he can read those weird books of his. Sop anyway, I'm gonna be the next hokage, and then everyone will acknowledge my existence! Yeah! Well, everyone except Iruka sensei, he already does! Wait, you don't know who Iruka is, do you? He's awesome! He was my teacher, and the first person to acknowledge me. And he even buys me ramen! Yeah! I love ramen! It's the best food ever! Today I ate ten bowls of miso ramen, seven bowls of pork ramen, thirteen bowls of beef ramen, and a chopstick by accident. And then stupid Sasuke laughed at me. Stupid idiot, one day I'm gonna be hokage, and I'll demote him back to genin! That'll show him! And he'll be all "Oh Naruto, you are so much better than me, and your hat is pimpin! Please repromote me!" But I'll just laugh at him,. And then me and my pimpin hat will go off and do hokage stuff. So let's see, what else did I do today? Well, I trained with Sakura and Sasuke, grrr. But Sakura is nice to be around, even if she does always yell at me. And then hit me on the head. And moon over Sasuke. What's he got that I don't huh? Well, besides his cool sharingan, I wish I had that. And an army of fangirls, and a dramatically angsty past, and really good looks, and the post of number one rookie. But besides that! And he had bad fashion sense. My outfit is so totally cooler than his. Orange is the new orange! Or something. So anyway, after I finished training, I went to the ramen stand. That really shy quiet girl, Hinata was there. She kept staring at me. She must have been trying to decide what ramen to get, I got a whole bunch of kinds. I should but her some ramen and tell what the best kinds are some time. Maybe she'd teach me some of the cool moves she used in the chuunin exams, before Neji was all stupid and beat her up. Huh, Neji's too arrogant too, I'm gonna demote him too! Yeah! I'll demote everyone and be the only great ninja in the village! BWAHAHAHA! Uh, I mean, ramen? Right, I'm gonna go now. I've got, uh, important ninja training to do and stuff. Yeah. Bye!
Allright, here you go. Chapter one. Review review review! Please? puppy dog eyes