I cuddle my cat

his fur so silky and soft

I love my kitten


Sharp biting cat teeth

I am not your chew toy cat

but I will still play


Pointy ears so sharp

his flat tongue is very rough

cute little kitty


Little ball of fluff

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

I speak fluent cat


Turkey is an ass

Cats are smarter and cooler

Turkey can suck it


Japan is my friend

same with all of the kitties

I cannot choose one


I wish France would leave

he just wants to see nude men

only cats know me


If I was reborn

I would be a fluffy cat

my life would be great.


Retractable claws

unbelievable coolness

I love cats so much


Cyprus took a bath

I take a lot of baths too

can cats please join me?