Chapter One-Evil Bunnies

"Edward I want a bunny." I sayto him.

"Why a bunny?" He asks.

"They are sooooo cute!" I say squeeling

"Remi nd me never to do that again."I tell him, blushing.

"Okay."He says chuckling.

"We'll goto the pet store in an hour."He said.

"Ok." I tell him.

xX 1 hour laterxX

We arrived at the pet shop.

I rushed into the store before Edward.Ha I finally beat him at something.

I nearly tripped into the bunnies.

I saw this cute one.It was fluffy white.That looked terrified,that I nearly landed on top of him.

"Look Edward.I like him." I tell him.

"But look at it's eyes. They're RED!" he nearly screamed.

I gave him the puppy-dog look.

"Fine."He said.

We arrived at the Cullen's later that night.

It was raining, and I had some skittles.

I decied to go and find Mike.

I found him at the mall,in Hot Topic.

Whoa.Wait,Mike at Hot Topic.

I ate all of my skittels,and he had some.

"Hey Mike, I have this bunny,and I'll trade him for your skittles."

"Sure." He took the bunny.

Mike P.O.V.

"Aw!" He added.

People started to stare.

"What?! He's cute!" I declarerd.

"I'll name you Bob!" I said.

"The bunny started to sing.

"YO,YA,YO YO,YO YO!" Over and Over.

xX 1 hourlaterxX

"YO,YA, YO,YO,YO YO!" We sang together.

I was at my house and it was now two in the morning.

And the Bob was starting to get on my nevers.

"SHUT IT,BOB!!!!!!!!!!" I scream throwing a pellow at Bob'scage.

He just sang louder.

I know what to do.

Bella was staying at the Cullens'. I'll just give her Bob back.

I looked in the window, she was eating my skittles!

The bunny was still singing.

"SHUT UP!" I scream at the bunny's face.

It looked absolutely terrified.

Then it bit me.

"AHHHHHH!" I started to scream.

Then I started to sing his stupid song.

I watched as the bunny ran inside to Bella.

"YO YO YO YO YO!" I SANG.

"YO-CURSES!-YO!" I SANG AGAIN.

The rain came down as I sang.

I wouldn't be surprised if lightening struck me.

"What else could go wrong?" I scream up at the sky.

Opps wrong choice of words.

Lightening came down in a bolt.

It fried my hair.

"Is that the best you got!?" I scream at the sky again.

Then a squeaky voice came from a bunny-shaped cloud, "No, I have more tricks! You better watch you back Mikey!"Itsaid.

"My name is Mike!"I screamed back.

"You are an IDIOT!"It screamed back.

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